Third
Here goes, I guess... I hope I do this correctly...
Extra, extra! Read all about it, please!
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Extremely fertile woman dies and leaves 120 Babies!
New York's Water Supply is filled with crocodiles!
Read all about it!
Scientists predict flight across the Atlantic Ocean will take mere hours!
Midgets sail miniature sea vessels across the ocean!
Extra, extra! Just a penny each!
...I feel dirty about this...
Extra, extra! Read all about it, please!
...
Extremely fertile woman dies and leaves 120 Babies!
New York's Water Supply is filled with crocodiles!
Read all about it!
Scientists predict flight across the Atlantic Ocean will take mere hours!
Midgets sail miniature sea vessels across the ocean!
Extra, extra! Just a penny each!
...I feel dirty about this...