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Jan 26, 2010 18:45

What exactly am I supposed to do with a dog? It has too much energy. The thing has even tried to relieve himself on my secretary's plants... If he tries that again, I'll just leave him outside in the cold ( Read more... )

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limitedrun January 27 2010, 01:58:39 UTC

Moonshine. It's the cure for the common energetic animal.

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:04:23 UTC

You're joking, right? The last thing I need is a drunk dog running around the office.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 02:06:20 UTC

If you get him drunk enough, he won't be running.

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:10:12 UTC

Yeah, he'd be stumbling and vomiting all over the room... Do dogs vomit?

limitedrun January 27 2010, 02:16:51 UTC

Of course they vomit. Just stick his head under a bowl. Or put him outside. Get him knackered and he won't run off, just lie about.

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:20:52 UTC

As entertaining and effective that might be, I don't think that John would be happy if I returned his puppy like that.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 02:23:57 UTC

I don't know who this John is, but if he wanted his dog safe and not knackered, he should be watching it himself.

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:27:57 UTC

I'm sure he would be if he could, but his work is surely more demanding than mine. I'll probably just give the thing a tranquilizer or something.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 02:39:33 UTC

Well, that's why I said moonshine. You drink enough of that and it might as well be a tranquilizer.

What could be more demanding than doctor, anyway?

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:50:13 UTC

Well, unfortunately I don't have any moonshine on hand.

He's a cop, so he isn't able to sit around with and injured puppy all day.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 02:52:50 UTC

That's disappointing.

Doctor is way more demanding than copper.

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 02:58:48 UTC

What would it say if I had alcohol sitting around the office? Besides, I've never been much of a drinker.

I definitely agree, but this doctor doesn't have to move around as much as a copper.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 03:10:01 UTC

It would say that you have one hell of a job.

Oh yeah. You're the head shrinker of the dame doctors, right?

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 03:17:06 UTC

Guilty.

limitedrun January 27 2010, 03:24:28 UTC

So, what, you can make people "normal" by [pause]

What is it you people do, anyway?

drmoonstone January 27 2010, 03:36:13 UTC

We talk to people, help them figure out their problems, and help them move past it, hopefully for the better.

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