AN ANONYMOUS PUBLICATION
[On everyone's journal, imprinted on the last page of the first day of the New Year, is a black and white photograph. Some citizens may recognize the man as "The Rich Gangster", Jeremy. He is shown hanging off the side of the George Washington bridge from a long, loooong noose. His body is stuffed with large plastic novelty fish and his eyes--with caviar. A sign stapled to his chest reads: "I caught a fish thiiiiiiis big." There is no signature, no markings. Just this photograph.]