Keep in mind I'm Jewish so I give crappy X-mas gifts
On the twelfth day of Christmas, thespianbean sent to me...
Twelve raccoons singing
Eleven subwoofers swimming
Ten cessnas a-driving
Nine bagels acting
Eight techies a-recycling
Seven candles a-sleeping
Six oasis a-flirting
Five ca-a-a-apitol steps
Four tennesee williams
Three female techies
Two palm pilots
...and a nirvana in a coffee.