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So I just avoided a potentially humiliating situation.
( If you're uncomfortable with masterbation (which you shouldn't be) don't read this )
( If you're uncomfortable with masterbation (which you shouldn't be) don't read this )
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"Okay Spent, I'll get in bed with you ^_~"
LMAO
OKay,... so maybe she got it out of the closet and put it in your hand just to see what you'd do!
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aaaaah and then I realized when I got home today that it's still in that drawer....I hope no one was looking fo anything in there and found it =/ haha
umm.."That's not mine"
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The cashiers knew it was my first time at a sex shop so they were like "can we help you with anything? If you'd like to take anything out of the box, just let me know" and I was like "Uhhh no I'm just looking, I'm sort of overwhelmed with the number of fake penises surround me right now" (and the old men hunting through the porn bargin bin). When I finally picked one out, the girl took it out and made me touch it when it was vibrating and I was like "uhhh that's lovely". The asked if I wanted lubricant and I was like "...I guess so?" so then the other girl put different kinds of my fingers to see which one I liked best, then there was lube all over my hand so I had to wipe it on my jeans becuase I didn't have a napkin.
As I was paying, the pennies kept slipping out of my fingers.
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and i still have yet to get a vibrater. im still doing the old fashioned way.
Must get one though, but never sleep with it.
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