Aug 07, 2006 21:04
yesterday i got retardedly loaded at my cousins graduation banquet...im sure to have embarassed myself and my kin', but i did meet a BEAUTIFUL girl...i swear she is my rushmore...she is kevin's girlfriends cousin...so were like, so close..
but yeh....after the banquet i went to kevins in a limo with said pretty girl....i hurt my finger real bad trying to open beer, and the pretty girl put neosporin and a bandaid on it in the sexiest way a person can do those things.
i ended up drinking much more and barfing my guts out at 6 am....said pretty girl gave me pepto-bizmo and some water.
i swear she is my guardian angel.
~jeffrey