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last night i almost split into two different people, physically. it was starting at my head and i could really feel the force around my mouth because it is hard to talk when your mouth is turning into two seperate mouths. then i had trouble walking, because although it didnt actually come to it, i was about to have 4 legs and just me knowing i was about to have 2 extra legs made it hard to walk because my body was getting itself ready for the extra limbs. i dont think that was as bad as the fact that for a moment i had four arms. i tried to reach for my lemon mint mojito (non alcoholic) with my original arm but it was hard to direct that arm and not the second right arm towards the cup. after that, the force that was tearing me into two seperate people winded down and i came back together, but BUT, what if that lasted a little bit longer and i did split into two??
also i learned today that you cant ever judge someone whether or not they will have a cock piercing based on what they look like with clothes on. the only way you can tell if a person has a dick ring or not is to have them take off their clothes and see if there is, or is not a piece of metal sticking through their dick hole. tommy lee doesnt have a dick ring. but bill gates? i dont know. and you dont either.
also i learned today that you cant ever judge someone whether or not they will have a cock piercing based on what they look like with clothes on. the only way you can tell if a person has a dick ring or not is to have them take off their clothes and see if there is, or is not a piece of metal sticking through their dick hole. tommy lee doesnt have a dick ring. but bill gates? i dont know. and you dont either.