Nov 28, 2010 10:54
Do a Google maps search for driving directions from Memphis, TN to Tokyo, Japan. (this may work with your hometown as well, but sometimes it doesn't)
These are some very sensible directions. Halfway through kayaking across the Pacific Ocean, they even schedule you for a pit stop in Honolulu. This is wise, as you might get tired a few thousand miles in.
The most amusing thing for me isn't the kayaking thing, but that Google assumes you have a car waiting for you in Honolulu and in Japan.