Santa, Baby, How ~YOU~ Doin'?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole chocodiablo's purse (30 points). Last Friday I punched quartzie in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November kylieann and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-770 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
thespacecowgirl