A note:
"Dear guy at work I don't really like,
Thank you for offering to stay until closing so I could go home early.
I know you only said it in passing and our manager happened to hear and take you up on it, but it meant that I went home early on a day where we were overstaffed and I didn't have much to do anyway.
Signed,
Girl at work you don't really like."
Also:
What happens to blind people who are allergic to dogs?
Ed thinks hairless cats. But I don't think blind people would want to look that lame? (Get it? Look? Ha.)
(Joking world. I'm just joking...)
- Manda
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