Words of Wisdom
From all my experiences in this world, I have accumulated many words of wisdom so I've decided to post some here.
1. Alcohol is good.
2. You can't always stop bad things from happening, but you can always prevent adding to the problem.
3. Humans are stupid creatures who want to be individuals by being like everyone else.
4. Never refuse a new experience unless it causes harm to yourself or others.
5. You can never be something or someone you aren't.
6. Women do enjoy sex. Saying anything to the contrary in the company of females usually results in severe bodily harm.
7. Everyone and everything in this life has a purpose and it is impossible to leave before your time.
8. Never hide feelings of love and affection.
9. Always take the time to smell the roses, chances are they'll be paved-over shortly.
10. No matter who you are, you are a great being with unlimited potential.
11. Never try to jump tall speed bumps on a scooter.
12. Always be kind to others, you never know who they really are or how they can influence your life.
1. Alcohol is good.
2. You can't always stop bad things from happening, but you can always prevent adding to the problem.
3. Humans are stupid creatures who want to be individuals by being like everyone else.
4. Never refuse a new experience unless it causes harm to yourself or others.
5. You can never be something or someone you aren't.
6. Women do enjoy sex. Saying anything to the contrary in the company of females usually results in severe bodily harm.
7. Everyone and everything in this life has a purpose and it is impossible to leave before your time.
8. Never hide feelings of love and affection.
9. Always take the time to smell the roses, chances are they'll be paved-over shortly.
10. No matter who you are, you are a great being with unlimited potential.
11. Never try to jump tall speed bumps on a scooter.
12. Always be kind to others, you never know who they really are or how they can influence your life.