Jun 21, 2009 22:17
had a funny dream this morning to get the first day of summer started. well let me tell you about it. i found myself on a bus and made my way to the back to find the bathroom. the back of the bus was more like a lobby of a cheap vegas hotel, so i go into the bathroom only to find the toilet affixed to the counter top next to the sink. so i proceed to open the drawers on the counter and use them like a set of steps. now standing on a counter in front of a toilet in a bus/ motel/ bathroom i notice an opening in the wall thats actually one of those yellow plastic discovery zone tubes. so i say "hell yeah!" then climb on in and it turns out to be this crazy slide. now i'm haulin ass down a slide behind the walls of where ever i just was. it just keeps going on until eventually it opens up. now i'm outside, on a slide, that pralells a cliff side, and i'm going really fast. looking straight ahead the slide turns and launches me over the cliff, now falling i'm looking down at a really big pool in someones backyard. i felt like i was veering away from the pool so i was trying to decide how to land but i hit the water and forgot to hold my breath. i breathed in a bunch of water through my nose, but it felt really good for some reason. then all the sudden i'm walking down a dirt road or hiking trail. there were people there, no one i had ever seen before. to my left there was a turkey following me and i said "whats up with the bird?" some guy replies "thats a wild turkey man." then suddenly the turkey runs away and from around the corner of this trail comes a maroon 1960's ford falcon, just bouncin along real slow. the car sounded like shit and this crazy lookin' tweeker lady was driving. she was yelling "get the fuck out of the way, i have to get to the hospital!" sitting in the front seat was this skinny mongoloid lookin kid. in the back seat was another kid laying down and looked dead. then i say " hey lady forget the hospital, i think thats kids already dead." then i woke up and laughed at the rediculousness of my brain. cheers if you actually read the whole thing! ha ha! i just might start posting my dreams more often, well the ones i can remember anyway. you should do the same and make me feel sane! ha ha! thank you, good night!