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this is me not texting someone i reaaaaaaaaaaally want to.
salesmanship, sam!
and apparently merit is my new home. my coworkers; my siblings. i always knew i was the blacksheep. this time its a positive thing.
ANNNNNNNND
my gay cousin's boyfriend FINALLY dragged him out that closet in iraq. yay family drama! i heard.. that his evil twin (im HELLA serious) has hacked into his email and so we think we're talking to jimmy when in actuality, we're talking to john. AND no one has heard a word from that camo-clad boi in ages. but you didnt hear it from me.
i also recovered from my fear of shoplifting. i will take saturdays lesson as a learning experience and move on. THEY CANT TOUCH ME. JUST FUCKING RUN. if they try anything, HIT THEM. what are they going to do? and jesus christ... me? give up THAT easy? shit, WHAT was i thinking?
me=hungry and tired
im bleaching my hair tonight.
i need new chapstick.
texxt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you know who you are. even though you can't read this.
ummmmm oh yeah. i need to bring a space heater in because DAMN are my feets cold!
salesmanship, sam!
and apparently merit is my new home. my coworkers; my siblings. i always knew i was the blacksheep. this time its a positive thing.
ANNNNNNNND
my gay cousin's boyfriend FINALLY dragged him out that closet in iraq. yay family drama! i heard.. that his evil twin (im HELLA serious) has hacked into his email and so we think we're talking to jimmy when in actuality, we're talking to john. AND no one has heard a word from that camo-clad boi in ages. but you didnt hear it from me.
i also recovered from my fear of shoplifting. i will take saturdays lesson as a learning experience and move on. THEY CANT TOUCH ME. JUST FUCKING RUN. if they try anything, HIT THEM. what are they going to do? and jesus christ... me? give up THAT easy? shit, WHAT was i thinking?
me=hungry and tired
im bleaching my hair tonight.
i need new chapstick.
texxt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you know who you are. even though you can't read this.
ummmmm oh yeah. i need to bring a space heater in because DAMN are my feets cold!