The internet is a scary place.

[thesometimes]

Childhood: Raped. How do I find these people? NAMES BLOCKED OUT, to protect the terrifying.

(NOTE: Kelley does not hate Canadians - she was disturbed that I even posted this. I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THOUGH that this is all in good fun. I can make fun of myself, it only feels natural to good-naturedly pick on others. Her art WAS pretty.)

CheezeDemonRemmy: Alright. I want to know how I find these people. :|
[LINK TO SOME LADY ON DA]
CheezeDemonRemmy: ROBOTS + VAMPIRES + GAY = ?
none ver Breven: *click*
CheezeDemonRemmy: Also, werewolves...?
none ver Breven: ...play...bot?
none ver Breven: Whoa.
CheezeDemonRemmy: ;_;
none ver Breven: Also there is Ninja Turtles slash in her favorites.
none ver Breven: AND SHE'S THIRTY THREE wow.
CheezeDemonRemmy: I KNOW ;____;
none ver Breven: Why are you crying
CheezeDemonRemmy: oh my god raping my childhood. And yet some part of me is...laughing realy hard
none ver Breven: dlfhnjdlh XD
none ver Breven: Oh god a lot of transformers
CheezeDemonRemmy: hahaha her vampire's name is 'Fright'. :D



none ver Breven: Also, Fright and Shadow are really dumb names. :< If Fright looked different he might be cool, but... urhh. I don't like Shadow at all, either. What the hell.
CheezeDemonRemmy: TIGHTS
none ver Breven: :|
CheezeDemonRemmy: WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS
CheezeDemonRemmy: WE ROAM AROUND SOME VAMPIRES LOOKING FOR BITES

none ver Breven: He's kind of mean-looking, though. I don't like vampires that are... uh. Like tiny expressionless eyes with no pupils. Does that make sense?
none ver Breven: BUT NOT AS CARTOONY AS SHADOW oh my god.
CheezeDemonRemmy: *LOL*
none ver Breven: I mean he looks like a lovable guy and all, but wow.
CheezeDemonRemmy: Manface.
none ver Breven: He has a manly, manly chin.
none ver Breven: Fright looks like Voldemort. 3:
CheezeDemonRemmy: 'Fright' looks like Snively Whiplash.
none ver Breven: XDDD
none ver Breven: 3: Snively Whiplash and Voldemort's lovechild.
CheezeDemonRemmy: I'LL GET YOU, BULLWINKLE }:|>
CheezeDemonRemmy: Or, wait...wasn't he is Dudly Do-Right?
none ver Breven: ...Bullwinkle? He was after the Mounties.
none ver Breven: Yes.
CheezeDemonRemmy: *in
none ver Breven: XD
CheezeDemonRemmy: DAMN
CheezeDemonRemmy: SEE
CheezeDemonRemmy: MORE GAY INNUENDO
none ver Breven: IT'S OKAY :> SAME CRAPPY CANADIAN ANIMATION

CheezeDemonRemmy: ...Okay so apparently
CheezeDemonRemmy: 'Fright' is his last name
none ver Breven: .................
CheezeDemonRemmy: And his real name...
CheezeDemonRemmy: ...is Dillion.
none ver Breven: And his first name is Dwain?
none ver Breven: That's pretty much as bad as Dwain. ......yep.
CheezeDemonRemmy: XDD
CheezeDemonRemmy: HAY GUYS :B
none ver Breven: Jesus Christ. XDDD
CheezeDemonRemmy: DILLION
none ver Breven: DILL PICKLES ARE FRIGHTENING
none ver Breven: uhm. Yeah, that's kind of like naming your vampire Sanguini. What, were you born with such a destiny? Generations of your family were just spooky by fate?
CheezeDemonRemmy: XDD
CheezeDemonRemmy: Warlock's family has a lot of vampires in it. But that's just...bad luck and bad location.
CheezeDemonRemmy: He doesn't have relatives named 'Vlad'.
CheezeDemonRemmy: ...or 'Dillion'.
none ver Breven: XDD
none ver Breven: God.
none ver Breven: VLAD AND AKASHA BROKE UP THAT NIGHT
CheezeDemonRemmy: XDDDD
none ver Breven: I don't really hate stereotypical vampires as much as I hate stereotypical vampire names. :< Salvatore is a good name for a vampire, but at the same time it's not like his name is Warlock Nightfang Darkass.
CheezeDemonRemmy: nflknhb
CheezeDemonRemmy: I JUST LOL'D SO HARD
none ver Breven: *is giggling* 8D
none ver Breven: NIGHT ASS :UUU
CheezeDemonRemmy: that is his new name
CheezeDemonRemmy: Darkass