You're married aren't you?
Why?
Cuz men that never say anything about themselves ... they're ... always married.
::stare::
So you're married?
No. I'm not.
But you ... you have a girlfriend?
No.
Gay?
No.
So tell me, Joe ... How come a man as attractive, intelligent, well-spoken ... different in the most seductive way, yet ... powerful ... is all alone in this world?
The past week brought about a bit of stress, and I'm sure that the coming week will bring even more. A lot of conflicts hit me at once, and I had to make some very tough decisions. All in all, I feel that my choices were wise, and it's time to move on. Midterms are this coming week, and I am fearing my International Affairs' Test. I've got a
study group planned, and hopefully we can conquer the work this week in order to feel most prepared. Keep me in your thoughts, though.
A good friend of mine recently informed me of the hottest new pair of jeans as featured by GQ. Target. $20(twenty). No joke. These new jeans are called
Blu and made by Lee. They're straight leg, slightly loose, and sandblasted. For $20(twenty), these things are sweet! I went by Target last night to get a pair and walked out of the store, having spent 60(sixty) FREAKIN' dollars! There is no way that I need to be throwing away that much money for nothing. I just couldn't help it. There was so much stuff on sale, and I was justifying certain items as necessities: gym clothes, bike shorts, and boxer briefs. *sigh* Oh well. Speaking of money, I REALLY need to write up my letter, asking for sponsors. Maybe I will do that next weekend, the first weekend of my ...
SPRING BREAK!
hahaha, how exciting! It is so great to still be in school and get random breaks. I feel bad for all you kiddos that are stuck in some office all day... in some
big city in Massachusetts, drinking your
lattes and playing
e-mail tag with crushing co-workers. Okay, maybe I am a little jealous, but I'll get Fall, Winter, Spring, and Summer break for the rest of my life. I will get paid shit for it, but nonetheless, I get it. :-) Ah, sweetness.
There haven't been any good, recent pictures taken of me. Since I'm always the one with the camera, I get shafted. Maybe I can get some good pictures this summer while I'm buff and incredibly tanned! I can't wait! May 21st(twenty-first) - Aug 15th(fifteenth) That's a long time to be away, not making any money, not seeing family, not talking on the internet, not having privacy, not sleeping in, not taking warm showers for 30(thirty) minutes, not getting good haircuts, not being in
the same city for more than 3(three) days. Whew!
Hannah, Mark, and I watched
Edward Scissorhands tonight for lack of good videos @
the rental store these days. Since I saw that movie when I was about 5(five), I didn't remember a thing. It was quite funny; a bit cheesy, but funny. All I remember is being scared to death of Johnny Depp with freakin' scissors for hands. There's this one scene where he's sleeping in a water bed and accidentally starts touching it, causing large holes to geyser. I had to rewind that part and watch again! :-)
I have a
Wishlist now that I uploaded to a website. I made it just for y'all! If you feel like being my hero, hit me up with something special. ;-)