i banged banged your mom in the alleyway....
yeah, that's right, your mom!
good lord, what am i going to do in college and people won't understand the awesome-ness that is your mom jokes? im going to offend a lot of people. i'll have to hold in all those your mom jokes like i have to do for work, and then they'll just start exploding out in uncontrollable spasms. along with ridiculously inappropriate comments. your mom your mom your mom!!!
anyways, bored as a fuck in a tub (actually thats not boring at all, but moving on...)
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Sam
2. Sammy
3. Cheng
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. mushroomspree
2. darkstar77sc
3. errr.....there were more but i cant remember
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my breasts! no seriously now, they're quite nice, i'm quite vain about it as well
2. my ability to tan easily
3. my shoulders
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the thunderous thighs
2. my upper arms
3. the roundness of my face (even though everyone is obsessed with my cheeks)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. asian
2. umm...asian, more specifically chinese
3. err...still asian, still chinese, but more specifically, southern chinese/hong kongese descent
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. things that crawl with an inordinate amount of limbs
2. the changing face of society in the world
3. people
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. cell phone
3. meds.....for allergies
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shorts that got extremely shrunken in the wash, so now only worn in privacy of own room
2. "mello yello" t-shirt from urban outfitters
3. underwear....what color? (you dirty bastards) beige and purple!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Dispatch
2. Elton John
3. Placebo
*4. HOWIE DAY
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (right now)
1. "Wicked Little Town" - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
2. "Morning After" - Howie Day
3. "Laura" - Scissor Sisters
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. sex appeal
2. laughter
3. comfort
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i am in love with desperados
2. i work for brookline rec
3. i have a birthmark in the shape of madagascar on my right buttock
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. facial structure (cheekbones, eyes, etc...)
2. body, esp arms and abs
3. smile (aka his "bishop in a turtleneck")
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. figure skating/hockey
2. long walks on the beach with your mom
3. music
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. do ben or ryan
2. go on a run
3. talk with someone
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. environmental lawyer
2. nun/hooker
3. biological researcher
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY:
1. mediterranean region
2. india
3. italy
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. aubrey
2. natalia
3. aiden
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. skydive
2. join the mile-high club
3. go to the moon
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i am ridiculously dense at times
2. gross/smelly
3. not a displayer of emotion
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. love to talk a lot
2. i care about my appearance, well actually, i dont care about it persay, but i am quite vain about it.
3. well, i have breasts and a vagina, need i say more?
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. jonathan rhys meyers
2. ryan gosling
3. johnny depp
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your grandma
good lord, what am i going to do in college and people won't understand the awesome-ness that is your mom jokes? im going to offend a lot of people. i'll have to hold in all those your mom jokes like i have to do for work, and then they'll just start exploding out in uncontrollable spasms. along with ridiculously inappropriate comments. your mom your mom your mom!!!
anyways, bored as a fuck in a tub (actually thats not boring at all, but moving on...)
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Sam
2. Sammy
3. Cheng
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. mushroomspree
2. darkstar77sc
3. errr.....there were more but i cant remember
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my breasts! no seriously now, they're quite nice, i'm quite vain about it as well
2. my ability to tan easily
3. my shoulders
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the thunderous thighs
2. my upper arms
3. the roundness of my face (even though everyone is obsessed with my cheeks)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. asian
2. umm...asian, more specifically chinese
3. err...still asian, still chinese, but more specifically, southern chinese/hong kongese descent
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. things that crawl with an inordinate amount of limbs
2. the changing face of society in the world
3. people
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. coffee
2. cell phone
3. meds.....for allergies
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shorts that got extremely shrunken in the wash, so now only worn in privacy of own room
2. "mello yello" t-shirt from urban outfitters
3. underwear....what color? (you dirty bastards) beige and purple!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Dispatch
2. Elton John
3. Placebo
*4. HOWIE DAY
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (right now)
1. "Wicked Little Town" - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
2. "Morning After" - Howie Day
3. "Laura" - Scissor Sisters
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. sex appeal
2. laughter
3. comfort
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i am in love with desperados
2. i work for brookline rec
3. i have a birthmark in the shape of madagascar on my right buttock
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. facial structure (cheekbones, eyes, etc...)
2. body, esp arms and abs
3. smile (aka his "bishop in a turtleneck")
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. figure skating/hockey
2. long walks on the beach with your mom
3. music
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. do ben or ryan
2. go on a run
3. talk with someone
THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. environmental lawyer
2. nun/hooker
3. biological researcher
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY:
1. mediterranean region
2. india
3. italy
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. aubrey
2. natalia
3. aiden
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. skydive
2. join the mile-high club
3. go to the moon
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i am ridiculously dense at times
2. gross/smelly
3. not a displayer of emotion
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. love to talk a lot
2. i care about my appearance, well actually, i dont care about it persay, but i am quite vain about it.
3. well, i have breasts and a vagina, need i say more?
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. jonathan rhys meyers
2. ryan gosling
3. johnny depp
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your grandma