okay, because i'm still HIGHLY amused
so in the adventures of yesterday, i think i have busted a rib laughing. either that or from when i decided to climb into phils bathtub. (its not as bonkers as it sounds, i was in the bathroom with hannah, and she had to pee, so rather than stand there and watch her pee, i decided to sit in the bathtub and wait for her to finish, why were in there togther, im not really sure)
me and nora headed off to watch part of fran and nathaniel (now forever know as "frathaniel," story will come later)'s baseball game. highlights which include:
- nathaniel's superb diving catch where he lands face first in the grass, but ball still firmly in glove
- fran's lovely job as center fielder
- all those baseball butts in white pants (esp. fran's, pay close attention, this comes up later)
afterwards, we head back to nono's and decide to make pancakes. pancakes with apples and food coloring. so we have created, "blue apple pancakes" AND "blue mint chocolate chip pancakes!" the latter being made with mint chocolate chip ice cream because we didnt have any chocolate chips and decide to commandeer the ones in the ice cream. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. make them. their blueness made them all the more appealing.
me and nono decide to start the party early with desperado. i have to say, i can see why the french are always so happy. they have this AMAZING stuff. i love it. i am sadly and truly now obsessed with it. hahaaaaaa and here's the best part. nono goes downstairs to put to it in the freezer and her mom sees her. and she says, "thats not the way to do it! you put it in a bowl of ice, water and salt and it cools so much faster!!" and then i hear this cackling and slow thumping up the stairs, and the nono pops up with this huge ass bowl of water and the desperado floating in it. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaa!! and her mom wanted us to explain the physics behind it.
so fran and nathaniel show up and we head off.
PART 2 TOMORROW IM TOO TIRED NOW
PART 2
so fran and nathaniel show up, and lo and behold, i am already feeling the effects of the desperado...in my bladder. i am a walking pee machine. so is nora. so i come out of the bathroom and nathaniel and fran are in the foyer and they are wearing the same thing. like twins. with polo shirts and khakis. hahahaa. so all the way back into normal brookline, theyre arguing about who's going to keep their jacket on and whos not so they dont look like the wonder twins. we decide to go to the creperie for smoothies because we dont want to show up at phil's yet. here's where the frathaniel part starts.
while waiting in line, somehow, i come up with the idea that fran and nathaniel are like one person, so therefore, they should have one common name. FRATHANIEL! or as nora thought up nafraniel, or nan. emily, dave's former girlfriend, who i believe, believed that i, was the "other woman." was there too. and she gave me a look of "i am so much more mature than you because i am not cackling like a mad woman and do not smell like booze." speaking of which, i dont understand why i smell so easily. i mean, honestly now, i must have looked/smelt like a wino! terrible.
anyways, so we all sit on the sofa there and suddenly, nora goes "fran, can i pinch your cheeks sometime?" and he goes "sure..." of course, this sets me off. because earlier, at the game, nora mentioned how she wanted to pinch his cheeks and i said i wanted to pinch his other cheeks. so in my hysteria, i finally choke out, "fran, can i pinch your bottom?" and then i just lose it. it was like....mass hysteria in a bottle.
we head over to phil's and there are loads of people there. phil's shuffling around like a little housewife, carrying empty cans that people have dropped here and there. various drunken conversations ensued around us. marissa trevisan was hammered, talk about a scarily small drunk person. and just more and more people started showing up. in the ensuing hilarity, i will highlight the highlights:
- max applebaum lurking about
- phil and his housewifey-ness
- laura and her "where's all the alcohol!?" and then when the doorbell rang "maybe THAT's the alcohol!"
- hannah and me in the bathroom and the bathtub
- me and nono "double teaming" fran - pinched cheeks AND bottom...the poor kid
around 10:15, i had to rush home and fill out my housing form by the deadline, god only knows why they had one.
apparantly, shortly after we left (me, nora, nathaniel as designated driver), the cops came and the baseball team escaped out the back exit.
last i heard, nathaniel went to go get fran and hannah who were "laying low" at jp licks
thats it! im done, back to studying for ap tests
me and nora headed off to watch part of fran and nathaniel (now forever know as "frathaniel," story will come later)'s baseball game. highlights which include:
- nathaniel's superb diving catch where he lands face first in the grass, but ball still firmly in glove
- fran's lovely job as center fielder
- all those baseball butts in white pants (esp. fran's, pay close attention, this comes up later)
afterwards, we head back to nono's and decide to make pancakes. pancakes with apples and food coloring. so we have created, "blue apple pancakes" AND "blue mint chocolate chip pancakes!" the latter being made with mint chocolate chip ice cream because we didnt have any chocolate chips and decide to commandeer the ones in the ice cream. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. make them. their blueness made them all the more appealing.
me and nono decide to start the party early with desperado. i have to say, i can see why the french are always so happy. they have this AMAZING stuff. i love it. i am sadly and truly now obsessed with it. hahaaaaaa and here's the best part. nono goes downstairs to put to it in the freezer and her mom sees her. and she says, "thats not the way to do it! you put it in a bowl of ice, water and salt and it cools so much faster!!" and then i hear this cackling and slow thumping up the stairs, and the nono pops up with this huge ass bowl of water and the desperado floating in it. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaa!! and her mom wanted us to explain the physics behind it.
so fran and nathaniel show up and we head off.
PART 2 TOMORROW IM TOO TIRED NOW
PART 2
so fran and nathaniel show up, and lo and behold, i am already feeling the effects of the desperado...in my bladder. i am a walking pee machine. so is nora. so i come out of the bathroom and nathaniel and fran are in the foyer and they are wearing the same thing. like twins. with polo shirts and khakis. hahahaa. so all the way back into normal brookline, theyre arguing about who's going to keep their jacket on and whos not so they dont look like the wonder twins. we decide to go to the creperie for smoothies because we dont want to show up at phil's yet. here's where the frathaniel part starts.
while waiting in line, somehow, i come up with the idea that fran and nathaniel are like one person, so therefore, they should have one common name. FRATHANIEL! or as nora thought up nafraniel, or nan. emily, dave's former girlfriend, who i believe, believed that i, was the "other woman." was there too. and she gave me a look of "i am so much more mature than you because i am not cackling like a mad woman and do not smell like booze." speaking of which, i dont understand why i smell so easily. i mean, honestly now, i must have looked/smelt like a wino! terrible.
anyways, so we all sit on the sofa there and suddenly, nora goes "fran, can i pinch your cheeks sometime?" and he goes "sure..." of course, this sets me off. because earlier, at the game, nora mentioned how she wanted to pinch his cheeks and i said i wanted to pinch his other cheeks. so in my hysteria, i finally choke out, "fran, can i pinch your bottom?" and then i just lose it. it was like....mass hysteria in a bottle.
we head over to phil's and there are loads of people there. phil's shuffling around like a little housewife, carrying empty cans that people have dropped here and there. various drunken conversations ensued around us. marissa trevisan was hammered, talk about a scarily small drunk person. and just more and more people started showing up. in the ensuing hilarity, i will highlight the highlights:
- max applebaum lurking about
- phil and his housewifey-ness
- laura and her "where's all the alcohol!?" and then when the doorbell rang "maybe THAT's the alcohol!"
- hannah and me in the bathroom and the bathtub
- me and nono "double teaming" fran - pinched cheeks AND bottom...the poor kid
around 10:15, i had to rush home and fill out my housing form by the deadline, god only knows why they had one.
apparantly, shortly after we left (me, nora, nathaniel as designated driver), the cops came and the baseball team escaped out the back exit.
last i heard, nathaniel went to go get fran and hannah who were "laying low" at jp licks
thats it! im done, back to studying for ap tests