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"This is Norma Beatty speaking! I am sorry to say but you've missed me, so please leave a message after the beep. If you're a secret admirer, then find a better way to confess your love. Doing it by phone is really tacky."
[ooc: IC contact post for Norma! Please put either "CALL" "TEXT" or "MESSAGE" in the subject line, thanks!]