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Giggles.
Kim Jaejoong woke up to fucking girly, gay as hell, giggles.
His eyebrows twitched in annoyance while his body shifted unconsciously closer to Yunho. His eyelids fluttered closed and soon he was lured back into a deep sleep, dreaming of green tea and man bra‘s. His breathing became light and soothing...
that is, until he felt his hand being soaked in warm water.
His eye’s snapped open and a growl rumbled deep within his throat. He was beyond pissed. He sat up (careful, as to not wake Yunho) and scanned the tiny bedroom with his eyes. Suddenly, he paused, an amused expression on his pretty face, as he stared at a man huddled in the corner of the room.
Kim Junsu. Giggling madly. Water prank. Oh. No. He. Didn’t.
Smirking, Jaejoong laid back down, a revenge plan already being pieced together in his mind. He closed his eyes and allowed himself to be pulled back into a restless sleep; shaking with excitement and glee.
Oh, it’s on bitch.
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Kim Junsu felt uneasy.
Not that he never did, but today was special.
It was his 21st birthday and everything seemed to be absolutely normal.
Absolutely mother fucking normal.
Jaejoong should have already done something to him that would probably leave him scarred for life, (such as making Changmin wear pink shorts in front of him while he was eating cereal) but he didn’t.
He mother fucking didn’t. And Junsu was freaking out because of it.
“Su, happy birthday!” Yoochun screamed in happiness, interrupting his worrisome thoughts. He only managed to smile back weakly in return.
And then suddenly it came to him, like a smack in the face. Jaejoong was waiting, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
The thought sent shivers up his spine; as his eyes trailed up to a certain beautiful man in the group, he was surprised to see that Jaejoong was staring right back at him, with a creepy as hell ( like a Pedobear smile) on his feminine face. Then, as quickly as it had been there, it was replaced with a much kinder, gentler smile.
It still didn’t help sooth his shivering.
Later, when Jaejoong gave him a voodoo doll as a birthday gift that looked so much like himself, he broke out in cold sweat and fainted on the living room floor, with one thought in his mind:
Oh shit.
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When he regained conscious again, he noticed immediately that something wasn‘t right.
Whether it was the chill that was making the hair on his arms and neck stand up, or the fact that his arms and legs were tied to a chair, Kim Junsu was proud to say, he had never been so scared in his life.
Suddenly, a TV was pushed in front of his face and at that moment only one thought occurred to him:
“Saw.” ( If you don’t know what it is, it’s a horror movie, where all these people are held captive and they must escape to stay alive or else they die horrible deaths. Mwahaha. J )
But instead of Saw, something much worst came on. His eye’s widened and his body began to shake uncontrollably. On the TV screen it displayed:
Twilight.
Junsu screamed. “ Jaejoong hyung, please! I-I’ll do anything!” Tears started streaming down his face, and if Jaejoong wasn’t so intent on revenge he would have actually felt sorry for the little guy.
But, Jaejoong was a diva. And diva’s don’t give in… Well actually, they might if they had someone as hot as Yunho or Edward Cullen, y’know cause they got the whole six pack thing going on and all- *Cough* Anyways, back to the story.
“Remember Su, don’t you ever fuck with me when I’m sleeping.”
And then he did something totally unexpected.
He. Licked. Junsu’s. Ear.
“Hyung! What did you do that for?!”, Junsu’s voice shook as he spoke, obviously freaked out.
“Well, I was going for the creepy stalker/rapist effect like in the movies, you know?…No? You don’t? Well anyway, have fun, baby.”
And in less than five seconds, Jaejoong was already gone, leaving Junsu alone in the darkness with his least favorite movie playing, and a bladder full of pee waiting to be let out.
Worst. Birthday. Ever.