Life is goood...
It's over! yay! Two great things have happened. Firstly, our tickets have gone through for the world tour. This time, thankfully, we'll be sticking with civilisation. Insofar as the USA and NZ count as civilisation. Taking requests now. The sooner I have them down, the sooner I can begin forgett
Secondly, I have commenced the great ceremony which should, on the dawning of the third sun of the seventh month will begin the birth of the new age. Or was it the seventh day of the third month? That might be the type of thing I should write down. And, for that matter, when am I meant to perform the sacrifice?... blast, and should the Orb be sparkling or opaque? I think I made a mistake. Still, we can solve this with the reverse lunar polarisation ceremony repeated thrice backwards. Or was that the Third Solar Ceremony, repeated twice, once forwards once backwards. Or... bugger.
Also, I have learnt something new. Mobile phones can send text now! You learn something new everyday.
Learning how to do that will come after the following things:
Figuring out how to make coffee strong enough to keep me awake.
Learning how to use Gizmo.
Tracking down my creditcard.
And learning what this gizmo I carry around is called...hold on, I've been informed that it's something that's called a pocket PC.
Become a God.
Destroy 5/8 of humanity.