"...without you here there is less to say."
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I stole princeskulface's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for _other_side_ (-10 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I broke aznessk8r's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
theslowdescent