Nov 30, 2007 03:06
i received a message on myspace from a woman who i don't even know and it read something like this:
"the whole "being a woman tattooer" issue is difficult to deal with especially in a situation like that, not to mention being a pretty woman tattooer is even worse."
Wow, someone's pretty impressed with themselves aren't they?? Awww poor little you... must be SO hard....get over yourself...
dude, i seriously started crying from laughter. she lurked my page on myspace, then lurked my livejournal and was so upset for some reason that she had to tell me off while copying and pasting an excerpt from my journal just to prove her point. which is what exactly? maybe because she's upset that i have self esteem. amazing, people are simply amazing.
marc told me that i should write this, which is enchanting in it self:
"OH SNAP! You'd be impressed too if you road unicorns and raised dragons your whole life. Not to mention the cabinet of potions I posses. Its not my fault I was born into awesome.
You ever thrown a chihuahua of a 3 story building in the projects? You ever road a puerto rican for sweatpants money? Then you can't be black home boiiiii"
we had a good laugh over that.
a few days before this gem, i got a message from a guy who could easily be a serial killer who wanted me to tattoo this cheesy satan cartoon on his neck and have it extend up onto his face. yesterday this man from the netherlands wanted to add me who had jail house looking naked chicks bent over showing their pussy's and having orgy's with each other...he was not creepy in the least. the tattoos were all over his palms and the tops of his hands, oh and the best part was that he was married and had a daughter! i get the best people contacting me on myspace, never a dull moment.