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Alternative to feeling like yourself [CLOSED]

Jun 30, 2009 00:35

Characters: Hanatarou and Haruhi
Content: Followup to this thread. The next morning, to be specific.
Setting: Haruhi's room. How ~scandalous~!
Time: Morning!
Warnings: Hung-over teenagers...and the unfortunate and inexplicable results of getting totally wasted the night before.

( Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health )

≠ hanatarou yamada, ≠ haruhi suzumiya

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bestpirateevar June 30 2009, 06:07:22 UTC

Pain. Dying. Ow forever.

Those were about the only thoughts going through her head right now. Maybe a few swears were thrown in there for good measure. Ow ow shit ow. Yeah, like that.

With a groan Haruhi rolled over and found herself rolling onto something that definitely did not feel like a pillow. It was kind of lumpy and hard actually, like a--

Shit, shit, shit! A person?! What the hell what the hell what the hell, damn it!

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"

haplessmedic June 30 2009, 06:10:33 UTC

Hana just curled up, clutching his head. "Please...please be...quiet...it...hurt--"

Suddenly his dehydrated brain caught up with events, and his eyes finally shot open. "Aaaaaaaaaah!"

bestpirateevar June 30 2009, 06:15:46 UTC

"Aaaaahhhh!" Haruhi screamed back at him, immediately rolling off him and, in the process, rolling herself straight off the bed.

She hit the floor with an "umf!" and then another groan. Damn it, Hana! Clutching the sheets with one hand, she pulled herself back up, giving Hana a terrible scowl. He was lucky she was on the other side of the bed and felt too terrible to go over there and beat him up.

"What are you doing here?"

haplessmedic June 30 2009, 06:19:45 UTC

"What am I doing here?" Hana repeated incredulously. "What are you doing here!?"

He still hadn't figured out that this wasn't his room.

"And--and--and...and that's my shirt!"

He pointed at her dumbly, unable to think of anything more coherent to say int he face of Haruhi wearing his clothing.

bestpirateevar June 30 2009, 06:24:08 UTC

"Eh?!" Haruhi finally took a look down at herself, grabbing the clothing and pulling to up to her eyes (things were still a bit blurry) to confirm that it was indeed not her clothes.

"Then--!" She looked up and stared at Hana closely this time. "Whaaaaaaat?!"

He--he--Hana had on her dress! What was going on?! "What are you doing? That's mine!"

haplessmedic June 30 2009, 06:29:02 UTC

"What do you mean? I--AAAAAAAAH!"

He threw off the covers, to confirm what he'd already figured out...sure enough, he was dressed in one of Haruhi's dresses.

"What-what's going on!?"

This was the worst morning. Ever.

bestpirateevar July 3 2009, 02:54:40 UTC

"Damn it, Hana, take it off right now!" Haruhi pointed an accusatory finger at him as she yelled. "I don't know what you're trying to pull, but this really isn't funny!"

haplessmedic July 3 2009, 12:40:28 UTC

"R-right!" Hana said, and then thought better of it. "Wait, I can't take it off! I man, not now! Turn around, first! And you take off my clothes, too!"

bestpirateevar July 4 2009, 06:10:46 UTC

"Fine!" Haruhi snapped, barely waiting to turn around before she pulled off the shirt. Safely turned away from Hana, she threw the shirt backward and began on the pants. At least by some saving grace she still had her own underwear.

haplessmedic July 4 2009, 06:31:17 UTC

Hana turned away as well, blushing, and then quickly checked...yes, he had his own underwear on, as well. Thank goodness for that.

His shirt hit him on the back of the head, and he instinctively whirled around...then blushed deeper, and turned back the other way. It wouldn't do to be peeking...

Oh dear. This was a problem. "Uh...Haruhi?"

bestpirateevar July 4 2009, 06:41:21 UTC

"What?" Haruhi whirled back around, glaring. She tilted her head to the side as she watched Hana struggle. It didn't take her long to figure out what was wrong, and she sighed.

"Need help?"

haplessmedic July 4 2009, 06:44:03 UTC

"Uh...yes," he said, embarrassed. "I mean I think I know how to take this off but I'm not sure and I'm worried that if I do it wrong I'll rip it and..."

bestpirateevar July 4 2009, 07:00:24 UTC

"Just hold on and let me do it." Damn it, it had to be one of her most complicated dresses, didn't it? It had a corset the tied in the back and zippers, and whoever had done this up (had it been her?) had done it really, really WRONG. Ugh!

"Gimme a minute," she said as she grabbed the strings and started untangling them, "this might take me a while."

haplessmedic July 4 2009, 07:03:37 UTC

Hana nodded, and sat as still as he could on the edge of the bed, trying not to think about the mostly-naked Haruhi behind him...or the fact that he, too would be mostly-naked. These thoughts could lead to...awkwardness.

bestpirateevar July 4 2009, 07:13:30 UTC

Haruhi's thoughts were focused squarely on the task at hand. Damn it, getting this undone really was a bitch... She had a method when she wore it, but this most definitely wasn't it. Who had tied this, a monkey?!

Finally, she got it undone. Now it was a just a few zippers and, well, after that it'd be off completely, so--

"There!" She turned around, crossing her arms as she tried to contain her blush. "You should be able to get it from there, right?!"

haplessmedic July 4 2009, 13:26:35 UTC

Hana nodded. "Y-yeah, thank you..."

It took a little bit more working, but he finally managed to get out of the thing, leaving him naked but for his boxers. He had his shirt, from when Haruhi had thrown it at him earlier, but...

"Uh, I need my pants now," he said."

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