What the frakk is up with this place?! [OPEN]

May 13, 2009 14:57

Characters: Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (frakkdis) and whoever wants to bug her
Content: New pilot, big tits, even BIGGER mouth.
Setting: The Fiertia, hangar deck
Time: The whole day!
Warnings: Kara's potty mouth. And possible exposure of lady bits.

BUT WHY IS THE RHUM GONE?! )

≠ kara "starbuck" thrace, pip bernadette, souji seta, ≠ abe takaya, ≠ ren mihashi, ≠ etna, ≠ ayumu "osaka" kasuga

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asplosions May 15 2009, 01:44:44 UTC
Osaka hadn't actually been that many places on the Fiertia yet, but since Miss Uni had looked her head over and thought she was safe to go around the ship today, she thought she'd go help the rest of the crew out on the hangar.

God was going to be there, too, probably, since She was a pilot. She'd met an admiral or two in the navy, and the prime minister at academy graduation, and she didn't know what to think of Chiyo's father as, but she couldn't say she knew God. It'd be a good idea to help Her out on earth. Being a pirate and all, you never knew when you were gonna die, and even cleaning up the hangar for Her might get her somewhere nice in Heaven.

She didn't sense any sort of divine presence when she finally made it up to the hangar. Not a glowing cloud or a burning bush or anything at all.

Maybe She was in some kind of human disguise because people couldn't handle it. But how to find out? Just walk up to everyone she didn't know and ask?

No, then she'd be getting in the way. Osaka was just going to have to take the ruder solution, much as she didn't want to.

"Your Almightiness! I'm here to help out if you need me!" The summons rang off the walls. There was no way She couldn't hear that.

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frakkdis May 15 2009, 03:31:00 UTC
And God herself popped her head out from under her plane at that moment, wiping her face free of the oil as she raised an eyebrow at the newcomer.

"Er?"

'Your Almightiness'...? That DID have a nice ring to it, didn't it?

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asplosions May 15 2009, 04:00:53 UTC
Oh. No wonder she couldn't tell who God was. She looked just like the rough lady pilots she'd gotten used to before, grease and all. Osaka dug into one of her smock pockets and offered God a rag. "Here, I think this one's clean."

"I-I just came by to help clean up. I figured you'd be in charge here, since you outrank any of us." She started looking more closely at God's plane. The only parts she knew much about were the guns, but it was worth seeing what kind of plane a deity'd have.

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frakkdis May 15 2009, 08:04:37 UTC
Outranking all of them...?

...Oh.

"Thanks." Kara grinned as she took the rag and rubbed the dirt off. She stood up in the next moment, patting the girl on the head with her one clean hand.

"You're a good disciple."

Did she SERIOUSLY believe in the whole god thing though? That was kind of cute.

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Osaka really is that much of a flake |D asplosions May 16 2009, 02:28:22 UTC
Wow, God was friendlier than she expected. Osaka supposed she'd done something right for once. "Glad to please you, Your Almightiness." She turned her head over her shoulder to grin at Kara, distracted from examining her plane further.

"I'm surprised y'all need something like this. It's real nice, but I'd have expected you'd just fly up in the air on your own and shoot people with lightning." Her face twisted into concentration as she flailed about, targeting imaginary enemies. "Zap! Zap!

"Za-" Oh wait, it wouldn't be a good idea to smite Her. She recovered in a second, trying to be all business again. "So what do you need?"

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Socute. X3 frakkdis May 16 2009, 15:48:36 UTC
...Definitely and seriously cute. Kara had thought that she had seen pretty much everything, but her stay on the Fiertia was rapidly proving her wrong.

"How good are you with a mop?"

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Re: Socute. X3 asplosions May 16 2009, 16:10:37 UTC
Oh, good, something for her to do. "I'm all right with it, just kind of slow." Osaka started scanning the hangar for a door to a supply room or something like that. "Can ya point me over to where supplies are? I ain't never been up here before, the guns you have aren't normally my business."

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frakkdis May 17 2009, 01:40:13 UTC
"Over there." Kara jerked her thumb over to the corner in question for emphasis. "Then the pump for the water is over there." Another jerk. "I need more people to try and get the stains out."

Because seriously: it's not exactly motivating, having old blood from a battle that you didn't even get to fight in all over your airstrip.

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part 1 of 2 - part 2 is to come when I'm not so wiped asplosions May 19 2009, 04:23:18 UTC
"I'll get right to it, then!" Osaka wasn't quite sure how to take her leave of a god, even if it was only going to be while she was cleaning (she wanted to come back and see a little more of that plane).

"Um..." She compromised with all her ideas by bowing her head, and, after a quick "thank you!" headed off to supplies. She'd try to take care of her own deck later.

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Lol, it's cool. Deleted it for you~ frakkdis May 19 2009, 05:39:41 UTC
Kara watched the girl go off for a moment before she decided to get a move on with her own things, like giving a once over at the planes at her row. After she was done with that, she picked out her own mop and bucket, and moved over to join Osaka in swabbing the deck.

Doing that sort of thing brought her back a few years, when she was on an airship with her father. She wouldn't admit it to anyone, but it's the reason why she was perfectly all right with menial tasks.

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