Characters: Yuri Lowell and Jabu [CLOSED]
Content: Jabu wants to know why the hell the crew is so annoying/prone to announcing they're pirates/stealing his clothes, so he turns to Yuri the bastion of sanity for comfort answers.
Setting: Yuri's cabin
Time: En route to the Badlands
Warnings: Jabu is an asshole?
Jabu was still pulling on the shirt he'd just gotten back from Erza's stupid raid as he stomped down the corridors of the Fiertia, fuming inwardly. No one had any damn respect on this ship! First those two pirates and their defection (yeah, one had stayed but it was still defection in his book because the man was a damn pirate), then getting his clothes stolen and, even worse, needing someone else to get them back for him and discipline the perpetrator, and then there had been that new woman on the top deck with the attitude and really, Jabu was getting angrier and angrier with the state of things. So he made his way around the ship to the captain's cabin, ignoring any crewmembers he met along the way.
The door to the captain's cabin was closed, but Jabu was sure Yuri was there, taking care of the mysterious official things he did. He knocked twice, firmly, and waited to be invited in.