Ooooh what a funky laaaady. She like it, like it, like it, like that. [Open]

Sep 10, 2008 16:56

Characters: Naruto and his unknowing volunteers. Anyone who wants to stop by.
Content: Naruto teaches his volunteers the Sexy no Jutsu.
Setting: The Way's cargo bay.
Time: After this post.
Warnings: Jesus Christ it's the Sexy no Jutsu with Way crewmembers. That's all you need for a warning.
Notice! I'd like to have two, separate threads. One for ( Read more... )

≠ uzumaki naruto, ≠ alfons heiderich, ≠ l lawliet, ≠ haruhi suzumiya, ≠ harry dresden, ≠ shido fuyuki, ≠ rhyme bito, sophie hatter, ≠ claus tazimily, ≠ hanatarou yamada, ≠ sonic the hedgehog

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haplessmedic September 10 2008, 21:20:37 UTC
Hana poked his head into the cargo bay, and looked around. Spotting Naruto, he walked in towards him. "I'm here!" he said. "What are we, uh, learning?"

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beastmimicry September 10 2008, 21:27:51 UTC
Having left his lion in the kitchen to stand guard in his stead, Shido made his way down to the cargo bay. He wasn't exactly sure what this plan was to earn some coin for the ship, but it had to be better than sitting around all day.

The cargo bay was still mostly empty, so he figured they'd be waiting a while for everyone to show up. He settled back against the wall, a fair distance from the blond kid and his dark-haired companion, nodding warily in their direction in lieu of a verbal greeting. He'd caught the end of the question, and was interested to hear what the answer would be.

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not_that_harry September 10 2008, 21:37:13 UTC
Harry came down the stairs a few at a time, his oversized legs making plenty of noise. The wizard wasn't about to miss the pennicle of his plotting, even if it was Naruto doing all the real work. Once he reached the bottom he straighten himself out, and stroll over towards the ninja nad those who had already gathered, nodding at Shido and Hana before standing off to one side. This was Naruto's show, but he would be here to help if needed.

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robotic_rank September 10 2008, 21:41:53 UTC
Claus had made his way down to the cargo bay as instructed, on time. He still hadn't the foggiest what exactly they would be doing, but he'd do his best in order to help the ship. He stood by Hanatarou, keeping quiet and waiting for the others who had signed up to arrive.

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sugarforteatime September 10 2008, 22:00:11 UTC
L arrived down into the Winding Way cargo bay with every intention of spectating the lessons. He was an officer and to the best of his knowledge the elements of this plan were still being kept from Vash and Kurt, which meant there needed to be someone keeping an eye on this.

He went to stand near Harry, not necessarily intending to actively participate, but he definitely wanted to have an eye on the proceedings.

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nemoubliepas September 10 2008, 22:10:09 UTC
Alfons was...a bit nervous about this, to say the least. He didn't know exactly what he had volunteered for, but he figured helping in anyway would be good - though he had begun considering building some demonstration type models to show off at the fair...he wasn't sure how he could employ it to make any sort of money, but it was still a thought. Maybe people would donate to help him be able to do more research - or to the ship. That should be first priority, now.

He eyed the crates blocking off part of the bay a bit suspiciously, and moved around to join the other volunteers.

First he would see what this idea was, and help out in anyway he could.

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blue_tornado September 11 2008, 04:03:39 UTC
Well, to say the least, Sonic was pretty curious about this. He always wondered about the stuff Naruto knew, and this time, he wouldn't let himself be curious anymore! He was going to see for himself!

It hadn't taken all that long to get to the cargo bay, and soon enough, he was standing amongst some volunteers, looking as innocent as possible.

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cachinnusi September 11 2008, 17:13:08 UTC
"Hey guys," Naruto had watched enough people come in, now it was time to give them a taste of what he was planning. Hopping down from the crate, he spread his arms out as though presenting the cargo bay to them, grin wide. "I don't think everybody's down here yet, but we'll go ahead and get started! Today, I'll be teaching you a special jutsu that I'm the master of."

He lowered his arms after that, forming a seal and creating a clone of himself. Only after the clone went up the stairs to play look-out for Kurt or Vash (and anyone else who wanted to come down) did he realize that he might've lulled them into a false sense of security with the Shadow Clone Jutsu. To be honest, he was fine with that.

Since Hanatarou was not only the first person down there, but perhaps one of his favorite people to prank, Naruto chose him as the first victim. He was the best for that, after all. Lifting an arm up he put it around his shoulders, patting one arm with the free hand. "Hana here will help me out."

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haplessmedic September 11 2008, 17:19:17 UTC
"I will?" Hana asked, squeaking a little. "I-I mean...I don't know anything about Jutsu, you should probably go with someone better..."

He trailed off, trying not to image the sorts of humiliations that Naruto was likely to put him through.

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beastmimicry September 11 2008, 22:10:55 UTC
Shido blinked slightly when Naruto produced the clone. That was an interesting trick. He wondered if that was what they were here to learn, but he couldn't exactly see how it was supposed to help earn money for the ship.

Shifting back against the wall, he waited to see whether 'Hana' would be able to pull of whatever jutsu the blond boy wanted to show them. After all, if the scrawny, meek looking one could pull it off, the rest of them should be able to easily.

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sugarforteatime September 12 2008, 01:17:01 UTC
L was disconcerted by the duplicate that Naruto had made. Although he had signed up with the knowledge that he was going to be somehow making an illusion of a female form, it was something else to be confronted with something even more fantastical than that.

He didn't care for the supernatural or the fantastic. He was a normal man, underneath his intelligence and drive for complete Justice, and he was not a man who readily accepted 'magic' in a world he preferred to think of as scientific and logical.

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not_that_harry September 12 2008, 21:40:46 UTC
Unlike L, Harry knew magic up close and personal. And seeing a new brand of it up close and personal got his attention REAL quick. Doubling oneself?! Oh the ways he could use that!

He grinned. Maybe he would do more then watch this little demo, even if it was the illusion Naruto was teaching instead of doubling.

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blue_tornado September 14 2008, 02:15:49 UTC
"Woah!" Sonic whooped, pretty impressed with the clone! "That's wicked! How'djya do that?"

To be honest, the blue hedgehog hadn't gotten all that much time to hang out with Naruto... so he didn't know much about him.... But man, Sonic wanted to learn that technique, too. Maybe then he could kick Shadow in the face and the back of the head at the same time!

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cachinnusi September 18 2008, 17:05:48 UTC
"It's a secret~" Naruto explained to Sonic, grinning at him and not releasing Hana from his clutches. "If you guys wanna learn it, it'd take a while. And you'd have to have enough chakra for it."

Well, and he wasn't going to teach them the Shadow Clone Jutsu, simply because he didn't really know how to do it. His attention went back to Hana, and the grin grew wider. "Don't worry, Hana! It's an easy jutsu!"

He gave him a good pat on the back before standing in front of him, taking a deep breath. "What you wanna do is focus your energy into creating the image. While you do that, you need to think about..." he paused, looking thoughtful. Would it give it away if he said think about a naked girl?

... well, he could disguise it a little. Mentioning it would probably get the image in his head, anyways.

"Think about something great, like a naked girl."

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haplessmedic September 18 2008, 18:58:16 UTC
Hana's face flushed. "Uh, Okay..." he said, suddenly...well, suddenly even more self-conscious about being in front of all these people.

He closed his eyes and focused. He tried to think of other things (Ness returning! His favorite black vast! The Winding Way!) but the 'great thing' he kept coming back to was...a naked girl. And not just a generic naked girl, but a specific one. It wasn't his fault that he'd seen her naked so recently, but he was stuck with the mental image anyways and nothing would dislodge it.

"Uh, okay...what do I do now?" he asked. Stupid Naruto. Why did he have to say that?

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cachinnusi September 18 2008, 19:05:24 UTC
Naruto was satisfied with the result he got from saying that, amused with his blushing before he nodded and hifted his hands up. "To use a lot of jutsu, you have to use signs."

He'd show everyone else after Hana, but he held his hands in front of him for the medic to see. "Same goes with this one. Repeat after me."

Slowly, he did one sign after the other, careful to make sure he could see how they were done correctly. Some of them could be a little tricky with how a person held their fingers, but he was sure eventually Hana would get it. "When you think you've got it, try to do the jutsu. The form should come to you pretty easily, if you're focusing."

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