dear god i'm easily entertained

[thesinisterduck]

help me .. in my state of boredom im actually entertaining myself using toilet humour.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smelly farts!

1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than smelly farts.
2. US gold coins used to say 'In smelly farts we trust'.
3. Snow White's coffin was made of smelly farts.
4. Smelly farts can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. Smelly farts can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become smelly farts on New Year's Day.
7. It is impossible to fold smelly farts more than seven times.
8. Smelly farts are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
9. All shrimp are born as smelly farts, but gradually mature into females!
10. Smelly farts were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.