Title: Rules Of Fighting (2/4)
Author:
thesingingbushGenre: Iron Man/Sherlock Holmes crossover
Characters/Pairings: Stark/Holmes, hinted/mentions of Stark/Watson & Holmes/Watson
Rating: R-- (not very good with the rating thing, so I'm just going to be safe)
Word Count: 4,780 (for this section)
Spoilers: If you've never seen Iron Man or read the comics, or
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Now I'm gushing about the COMPLETE WIN AND AWESOME OF THIS CHAPTER AND ALSO WILL YOU MARRY ME, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
This was sexy. Guh. I need a word for this, but I cannot think of one. So I'm just going to tell you my favorite lines.
It'll be like talking dirty with a blonde virgin who brings a bubble wand for a 'Blow Job'.
OMG. I LOL'D SO HARD. (Moar capsraping you! XD) I actually had to say this out loud in an impression of Tony Stark and I think it was fantastic. Holy God.
As he watched this swift movement Tony let out a breathy "Fuuuck mee..."
Damn.
The man was flexible.
Fit, and flexible. A regular contortionist.
Tony thought he heard his mating call.
Okay, I was squealing at this. That's so IC, and so frakking hot.
"Do you know what a cheeseburger is?"
"No."
"I rest my case."
I died laughing at this part.
Okay, now I LOVED this whole chapter and I do hope you update in the near future? ESPECIALLY THE END. I QUITE ENJOYED THE END.
... Done gushing <3
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Sorry I respond several days late :( But yes, I would totally marry you! XD!!
o///o you really liked it? Gee, thank you so much!! I think I'm rubbish so this makes me feel better♥
The first quote you liked about the blonde virgin made me cringe when I typed it ;/ I tried so hard to make it really funny and I thought I still failed. Glad to know someone thought it tickled their funny bone :)
XD Thank you so much!! I thought he'd say that.
OMG, when the cheeseburger line popped randomly in my head I laughed so hard to myself I couldn't breathe. I scared the cat XDXDXD
*giggles* Yeah the end! I really didn't intend on it quite like that (alot less sexual, actually) but yeah. There ya go! I'm going to try and work on it as much as possible, I promise. Hopefully you'll like the rest of it.
Thank you again for commenting!!! ^w^
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