I'm dyin' here just to be safe.

[thesindelk]

I really wish they had plowed the campus so that it was a huge maze. How AWESOME would that be? We'd get to know what mice feel like, except our reward would be, umm, class. Well, and survival! There's definitely enough snow out there. The lucky people will end up at the dining hall and get to eat. The unlucky ones, well, they'd be found eventually. It would improve our brains. I think it is a vital part of our education. Problem solving, survival, these are so much more important than math or sociology. Come on.

I'm going to call Fr. Leahy right now.