Last time, Len and Ruthy's son aged up to a toddler( cause babies are boring), Ruthy (kinda) tried to drown Penny with a BUBBLEBATH!.. I know slight exagiration but.. anyways.. The chapter ended with Ruthy and Len having "adult bedtime" I need to say no more..
On with the chapter folks..
Ash-Bonde: Eh.. mwummy is inny her swimmwing cwostume again..
I'm ashamed I even tryed to write in baby language..
Len: Who got the girl? Yeah, I did! In your face!
No, I don't know who he is supposed to be talking to.
Kiss those biceps ;) hehe
Ruthy: Yeah, I've got muscles too! Look!
Len doesn't look impressed..
Len: Uhm.. Ruthy.. honeyboo watcha' doing?
Ruthy: I'm showing you my biceps..
No I'm sorry that was just awkward.
Ash-Bonde: I swo luv you
Evil Imaginary Friend: Yeah, I know you do.
Ouuh.. What a looker!
Must be those boots.. Very macho!
Much better! He's got that gangsta' thanggg going on! With a cute fuzzy hat.
Ash-Bonde: I love you ! ( in a manly way.)
Evil Imaginary Friend: Yeah I know you've fucking said it enough.
( We think he's going to be a boy!)
Vogue.
After a morning of Ash-Bonde being a child , Len and Ruthy decided to have a break!
Seconds after ariving.. this lovely site happened.. again.
Ash-Bonde followed them there!
Ash-Bonde: OH LORDY!
Len: You know.. I think we should get married maybe..
Ruthy: No.
Ash-Bonde: I have been put of my food now.. thanks dad..
Even more..
Pirate: Home alone again! *evil parrot laugh*
Ruthy: You're a keeper.
Ash-Bonde: Thankies mum!
She really isn't feeling very well! I wonder why!
Meanwhile downstairs....
A fire is blazing!!!!
Ash-Bonde: Wh.. Wh.. What's happening?
Ruthy: Don't worry I'll save you !
Ash-Bonde: SHIIITTTT DOO SOMETHIING!!!!!
Ruthy: Honey, firstly don't swear and secondly IM FUCKING PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES ALONE!
Ruthy: This is harder than I thought! When's your dad back?
Ruthy: MY LOVELY BEAUTIFULY SHINY HAIIIRRRR!!!!! (Anyone notice she's doing the Elvis lip thingy?)
At this point Ash-Bonde let out the gayist scream we had ever heard!!!! xDD
Ruthy: I can't look!
Ash-Bonde: I can't look!
Ginger:I think I've found my snugly spot for tonight! *oblivious*
Ruthy: It will be ok ! *loving look*
And it was! Apart from the kitchen damages that they can't afford to repair!
Ash-Bonde : I took that fire DOWN!
Ash-Bonde: Down.
Ash-Bonde: Man...I'm so hard I could eat my hat! I took those flames down like a BOSS!
Ruthy: But it was me?
Ash-Bonde: Details...details.
Ruthy's PREGNANT :DDD
Ruthy: I'm preggers!
Len: WELL DONE!
Ruthy: Thanks!
Ruthy: I know it's going to be a boy! My belly button's blue!
Len: Ok!...
End of this chapter we hoped you enjoyed and please comment! :D
Next time:
-Pregnancy
-Ash-Bonde school story
-Ruthy craziness
-Ginger, Pirate, and Penny !