Hipsters
Title: Hipsters
Author: Meee
Disclaimer: I own Silver. NOTHING ELSE MAN.
Warnings: Language
‘Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number...so call me maybe.’
“God damn Silv... That song is so obnoxious, stop singing it already.”
The blonde giggled, leaning on her best friends shoulder. “Oh stop it Jae, you love that song. I hear you humming it in the car on the way to class!”
Their other companion nodded behind his fancy coffee. “She’s right. I can almost hear it playing in your head when that cute soccer player walks into our Literature class.”
Jae pouted at them and his behind his own coffee. “What about you Uru? You stare at that guy who’s always playing guitar in the courtyard.”
Uru tossed his hair, looking unimpressed. “I watch him play. I do not stare -at him-. He just happens to be attractive.”
Silver rolled her eyes at them, taking a bite of her bagel.
“Don’t roll your eyes at me! I know you stare like a crazed stalker when soccer boy’s buddy walks through the door!”
Silver choked on her bagel, Uru reaching over to smack her on the back. “I do not!” She rasped, taking a gulp of her drink.
Uru continued to rub her back, “...You kind of do honey, it’s not a terrible thing though. At least you do it subtly. Jae just outright stares at the guy’s package...”
“I DO NOT.”
They both just stared at him.
“...Okay. So I kind of ogle him.”
“No kidding.” Silver coughed, rubbing her chest. “Come on, we’re going to be late for class if we keep fooling around.”
Jae nodded, grabbing his coffee. “Did either of you read the assigned story?”
Silver slung her bag over her shoulder, pulling out her sunglasses. “You didn’t read it did you?”
Jae gave her a sheepish grin, leading them out into the courtyard. “...I started too?”
Uru snorted, lifting his hand to block the sun as the crossed the grass of the courtyard. “Right. And I started to think I was strait.”
Silver laughed, leaning around Jae to grin at Uru. “We’d have some hot children Uru.”
Uru grinned back at her, adjusting his shoulder strap. “We would. We always have plan B.”
Silver linked her arm with his, “Plan B. I don’t think we could convince anyone you guys are into my boobs though.”
Jae made a face, moving to walk in front of them. “I don’t know you two.”
Uru blinked, adjusting his sunglasses. “I like your boobs. I just don’t -like- your boobs.”
“Will you two stop with her boobs already?”
“I kind of want someone who -likes- my boobs, ya know?”
“Oh good lord...”
”I know. I bet soccer boys buddy likes them. He stares at them enough.”
“He does? I should wear lower cut shirts...”
Jae skidded to a stop, Silver and Uru slamming into his back.
“What the hell Jae?”
The man just stared into the field, mouth moving.
“...Silv look.”
Silver peered around Jae’s head, eyes going wide behind her glasses. “Dear Jesus. He’s CLEARLY got no boxers on.”
“I doubt he could find boxers to cover that enormous co-“
“Uru!”
The man in question rolled his eyes. “Quit being a prude. Cock. Cock cock cocky cock cock.”
Silver just stared up at him. “You DO realize guitar boy is 5 feet from you, don’t you?”
Uru didn’t even flinch. “Yes.”
“Liar.”
“What’s his facial expression?”
“Smirking, lip ring side quirked up.”
Uru tossed his hair. “Damn that’s hot.”
Silver snickered, turning her attention back to Jae. “Man, are you trying to catch flies? Shut your mouth and wipe up the drool.”
Uru tsked, grabbing the man’s arm and tugging. “He’s hypnotized. Let’s get him out of here before he embarrasses us all.”
The soccer player and his buddy had stopped and were looking in their direction, grinning. Silver grabbed the other arm, hustling them both. “To damn late. They’ve spotted us.” The two of them drug Jae behind them, heading for their classroom.
“Take a left.” Uru demanded, herding them in that direction. “I’m taking him to the bathroom; maybe I can slap some sense into him before class.”
“Well hurry! We’ve got 15 minutes.”
Uru scoffed, handing off his bag and Jae’s. “Its right over there you worry wart. I’ll be right back.”
The door swung closed behind the two of them, leaving Silver to stand outside the door, twiddling her thumbs. Pulling out her cell phone, the blond began to play with it. She’d shoved her sunglasses up into her hair, and had tucked herself into a corner to wait on them. While she was checking her phone, a laugh she knew all too well rang through the halls. Soccer boy and his buddy were coming down the hall, and Silver knew Jae wouldn’t be able to see him without gaping. The blond panicked and began to pound on the door.
“Damn it you two, hurry up!”
Uru poked his head out. “What woman?”
“They’re COMING.”
“Who- oh.” The man yanked open the door, grabbing Jae and hauling him out behind him. “Okay, lets go.”
Jae sputtered behind them, trying to catch his bearings. “What the hell you two?”
“We’ll be late, get in your seat NOW.” Silver barked, shoving him toward his seat.
Jae stumbled but complied, whining at the two when they took up spots on either side of him. “God you two are so damn pushy.”
“You’ve already acted a fool once, no need to repeat it.”
Silver yanked out her book, flipping it open to the required story. “You’ve got 10 minutes, read.”
“But -“
“READ.”
“Okay, okay...Yeesh.”
Silver huffed, settling her note book on the desk in front of her. “Honestly. Thank god it’s the last day of class for the week. I’m going to need a drink after this.”
Uru nodded, leaning back in his chair. “Defiantly... Oh! We could go out tonight!”
Jae perked up. “YES!”
“READ.”
Jae pouted and hung his head, going back to the book.
Silver hummed, tapping her nails on the desk. “We could do that... We haven’t been out in a few weeks.”
Uru smirked, leaning around Jae. “I bet if we talk about it loud enough, soccer boy and his buddy will show...”
Silver returned his smirk. “Maybe guitar guy will show too... he keeps looking at you.”
Uru tossed his hair and leaned back, raising his voice slightly. “So where are we going tonight then?”
Silver grinned, leaning on Jae’s shoulder. “Silk?”
Jae ‘ooohed’, grinning. “I love that place. And you’re always so successful in the free drink department.”
Silver shrugged, making a show of adjusting her bra. “What can I say... I guess the girls are good for something.”
Uru laughed, pulling his pen out of his backpack. “I’d say they’re good for more than just free drinks. Soccer boys buddy is apparently pretty enamored by them.”
Jae glanced up, shaking his head. “Idiot...”
Silver puffed up, leveling a glare at the man that could melt glass. “Asshole. I’m more than just tits you know.” She snapped, crossing her arms. “He’s lucky my Ani isn’t here.”
Uru snorted. “Dongwook probably has ‘someone is staring at my sister’s tits’ sense.”
Jae burst out laughing, patting Silver on the arm. “It’s only because he doesn’t know you. Once he gets to know you he’ll see that you’re awesome, and those things are just an awesome decoration.”
Silver huffed, leaning back in her chair. “Whatever...”
Uru watched the two men walk to their desks a few rows down from them. “Okay. Back to our original conversation. Silk tonight?”
Jae nodded. “Sounds good to me. Silv?”
“I’m game.”
Uru grinned, watching all three men perk at their conversation. “Perfect.”
Author: Meee
Disclaimer: I own Silver. NOTHING ELSE MAN.
Warnings: Language
‘Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number...so call me maybe.’
“God damn Silv... That song is so obnoxious, stop singing it already.”
The blonde giggled, leaning on her best friends shoulder. “Oh stop it Jae, you love that song. I hear you humming it in the car on the way to class!”
Their other companion nodded behind his fancy coffee. “She’s right. I can almost hear it playing in your head when that cute soccer player walks into our Literature class.”
Jae pouted at them and his behind his own coffee. “What about you Uru? You stare at that guy who’s always playing guitar in the courtyard.”
Uru tossed his hair, looking unimpressed. “I watch him play. I do not stare -at him-. He just happens to be attractive.”
Silver rolled her eyes at them, taking a bite of her bagel.
“Don’t roll your eyes at me! I know you stare like a crazed stalker when soccer boy’s buddy walks through the door!”
Silver choked on her bagel, Uru reaching over to smack her on the back. “I do not!” She rasped, taking a gulp of her drink.
Uru continued to rub her back, “...You kind of do honey, it’s not a terrible thing though. At least you do it subtly. Jae just outright stares at the guy’s package...”
“I DO NOT.”
They both just stared at him.
“...Okay. So I kind of ogle him.”
“No kidding.” Silver coughed, rubbing her chest. “Come on, we’re going to be late for class if we keep fooling around.”
Jae nodded, grabbing his coffee. “Did either of you read the assigned story?”
Silver slung her bag over her shoulder, pulling out her sunglasses. “You didn’t read it did you?”
Jae gave her a sheepish grin, leading them out into the courtyard. “...I started too?”
Uru snorted, lifting his hand to block the sun as the crossed the grass of the courtyard. “Right. And I started to think I was strait.”
Silver laughed, leaning around Jae to grin at Uru. “We’d have some hot children Uru.”
Uru grinned back at her, adjusting his shoulder strap. “We would. We always have plan B.”
Silver linked her arm with his, “Plan B. I don’t think we could convince anyone you guys are into my boobs though.”
Jae made a face, moving to walk in front of them. “I don’t know you two.”
Uru blinked, adjusting his sunglasses. “I like your boobs. I just don’t -like- your boobs.”
“Will you two stop with her boobs already?”
“I kind of want someone who -likes- my boobs, ya know?”
“Oh good lord...”
”I know. I bet soccer boys buddy likes them. He stares at them enough.”
“He does? I should wear lower cut shirts...”
Jae skidded to a stop, Silver and Uru slamming into his back.
“What the hell Jae?”
The man just stared into the field, mouth moving.
“...Silv look.”
Silver peered around Jae’s head, eyes going wide behind her glasses. “Dear Jesus. He’s CLEARLY got no boxers on.”
“I doubt he could find boxers to cover that enormous co-“
“Uru!”
The man in question rolled his eyes. “Quit being a prude. Cock. Cock cock cocky cock cock.”
Silver just stared up at him. “You DO realize guitar boy is 5 feet from you, don’t you?”
Uru didn’t even flinch. “Yes.”
“Liar.”
“What’s his facial expression?”
“Smirking, lip ring side quirked up.”
Uru tossed his hair. “Damn that’s hot.”
Silver snickered, turning her attention back to Jae. “Man, are you trying to catch flies? Shut your mouth and wipe up the drool.”
Uru tsked, grabbing the man’s arm and tugging. “He’s hypnotized. Let’s get him out of here before he embarrasses us all.”
The soccer player and his buddy had stopped and were looking in their direction, grinning. Silver grabbed the other arm, hustling them both. “To damn late. They’ve spotted us.” The two of them drug Jae behind them, heading for their classroom.
“Take a left.” Uru demanded, herding them in that direction. “I’m taking him to the bathroom; maybe I can slap some sense into him before class.”
“Well hurry! We’ve got 15 minutes.”
Uru scoffed, handing off his bag and Jae’s. “Its right over there you worry wart. I’ll be right back.”
The door swung closed behind the two of them, leaving Silver to stand outside the door, twiddling her thumbs. Pulling out her cell phone, the blond began to play with it. She’d shoved her sunglasses up into her hair, and had tucked herself into a corner to wait on them. While she was checking her phone, a laugh she knew all too well rang through the halls. Soccer boy and his buddy were coming down the hall, and Silver knew Jae wouldn’t be able to see him without gaping. The blond panicked and began to pound on the door.
“Damn it you two, hurry up!”
Uru poked his head out. “What woman?”
“They’re COMING.”
“Who- oh.” The man yanked open the door, grabbing Jae and hauling him out behind him. “Okay, lets go.”
Jae sputtered behind them, trying to catch his bearings. “What the hell you two?”
“We’ll be late, get in your seat NOW.” Silver barked, shoving him toward his seat.
Jae stumbled but complied, whining at the two when they took up spots on either side of him. “God you two are so damn pushy.”
“You’ve already acted a fool once, no need to repeat it.”
Silver yanked out her book, flipping it open to the required story. “You’ve got 10 minutes, read.”
“But -“
“READ.”
“Okay, okay...Yeesh.”
Silver huffed, settling her note book on the desk in front of her. “Honestly. Thank god it’s the last day of class for the week. I’m going to need a drink after this.”
Uru nodded, leaning back in his chair. “Defiantly... Oh! We could go out tonight!”
Jae perked up. “YES!”
“READ.”
Jae pouted and hung his head, going back to the book.
Silver hummed, tapping her nails on the desk. “We could do that... We haven’t been out in a few weeks.”
Uru smirked, leaning around Jae. “I bet if we talk about it loud enough, soccer boy and his buddy will show...”
Silver returned his smirk. “Maybe guitar guy will show too... he keeps looking at you.”
Uru tossed his hair and leaned back, raising his voice slightly. “So where are we going tonight then?”
Silver grinned, leaning on Jae’s shoulder. “Silk?”
Jae ‘ooohed’, grinning. “I love that place. And you’re always so successful in the free drink department.”
Silver shrugged, making a show of adjusting her bra. “What can I say... I guess the girls are good for something.”
Uru laughed, pulling his pen out of his backpack. “I’d say they’re good for more than just free drinks. Soccer boys buddy is apparently pretty enamored by them.”
Jae glanced up, shaking his head. “Idiot...”
Silver puffed up, leveling a glare at the man that could melt glass. “Asshole. I’m more than just tits you know.” She snapped, crossing her arms. “He’s lucky my Ani isn’t here.”
Uru snorted. “Dongwook probably has ‘someone is staring at my sister’s tits’ sense.”
Jae burst out laughing, patting Silver on the arm. “It’s only because he doesn’t know you. Once he gets to know you he’ll see that you’re awesome, and those things are just an awesome decoration.”
Silver huffed, leaning back in her chair. “Whatever...”
Uru watched the two men walk to their desks a few rows down from them. “Okay. Back to our original conversation. Silk tonight?”
Jae nodded. “Sounds good to me. Silv?”
“I’m game.”
Uru grinned, watching all three men perk at their conversation. “Perfect.”