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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young RIDER named BRYON. He was RELEASED FUCKING in the MOIST forest when he met WET MIKE, a run-away PORNOGRAPHER from the JAGGED Queen DEANA.
BRYON could see that WET MIKE was hungry so he reached into his BELL JAR and give him his GREEN CHERRIES. WET MIKE was thankful for BRYON's CHERRIES, so he told BRYON a very TWISTED story about Queen DEANA's daughter CRYSTAL. How her mother, the JAGGED Queen DEANA, kept her locked away in a STABLE protected by a gigantic STALLION, because CRYSTAL was so SPINY.
BRYON ROCKED. He vowed to WET MIKE the PORNOGRAPHER that he would save the SPINY CRYSTAL. He would SUCKING the STALLION, and take CRYSTAL far away from her eveil mother, the JAGGED Queen DEANA, and CREAMED her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SLIPPERY SWALLOWING and WET MIKE the PORNOGRAPHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic STALLION from his story. JAGGED Queen DEANA SLAMMED out from behind a PANCAKE and struck BRYON dead. In the far off STABLE you could hear a DINK.
THE END.
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