Apr 05, 2006 01:58
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
She said, How'd you like to waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
She said, Sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Ow, Nikki!
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me, but me body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind
Darlin' Nikki, oh!
I woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said, Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you wanna grind
Yeah, Nikki, oh!
Oh, come back Nikki, come back!
Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, ...!
Call me. ;)