Me, Jay West, and the Tsunamis Are Not A Good Mix
So last night, me and Jerrod went out on a trip to Terra Haute, Indiana for a show we got on thanks to the Tsunamis. The trip was a long as hell and boring as fuck but we found ways to entertain ourselves, like driving 103 mph down a bunch of country roads. Good stuff. So we end up getting out to Terra Haute and meet up with the Tsunamis in a Toys R Us parking lot. We hang out for a little bit, meet the new Tsunami, Tommy, and head out to the show.
The show was fun, we all did alot of cool shit in our match. Huge dive spot got over well. All that good stuff. The match ended with me landing on my head .
So the show was over and we went out to get something to eat, but first we had to stop and get some gas. For some reason, me and Jerrod drove to the gas station in reverse the whole time from the show. That was pretty funny. So we get to the gas station and that's where the fun starts. These three chicks just start giving us shit for no reason, apparently they didn't like seeing a bunch of people having fun at a gas station at 11 oclock at night. So they start telling us to shut up or they're going to beat our asses. So I start to say a bunch of shit back. I don't remember exactly how the back and forth went but it was something to this effect....
Crazy Hoes: you guys need to get the fuck out of here
Me: you want us to leave indiana?
Crazy Hoes: get the fuck out of here or i'm gonna punch you in the mouth
Me: why are you going to punch me in the mouth? because i'm from ohio?
Crazy Hoes: no i'm gonna punch you in the mouth cuz you're being loud
Me: you just hate me cuz i'm from ohio. that's just like being racist. you're being a biggot towards people from ohio
Crazy Hoes: i'm not a racist i just don't fucking like you
i walked away laughing but the stuff just kept going
Crazy Hoes: don't think i won't walk over there and beat you're skinny effing ass
Me: i'm not saying you won't i'm just asking why?
Crazy Hoes: cuz you're stupid and annoying. grow up. stop being so immature
Me: but i choose to be immature. it's my life choice. you can't judge me based on my life choice. just like if i were fat. you can't hate me just because i'm fat
Crazy Hoes: yeah and it's your life choice to be gay
Me: i'm not gay i love vagina
Then the lady who works there came out and told them if they didn't leave she would call the cops. Then without skipping a beat, every one of us just like in the movie Clerks all just busted out "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Good stuff.
So with all of that done we went to Wendys, but the damn place was closed. So we all crossed a 6 lane street to get to McDonalds across the street. We watched our match, hung out for a pretty good while, and called it a night. It sure was funny to see Jonny Tsunami not only give the Wendys entrance sign a mean ass shining wizard, but to see him come back to it and give it a flying forearm. Fun times.
I also got pictures taken of me with a porcelan Jesus for my J&M site. I'll have some of those up when I get them. I'll probably put some clips from the match last night up too.
I get to see my daughter today FINALLY. Hopefully that is. That should be fun.
This has been the longest entry ever. I think I'm done.
That's all I got.
Die and get the fuck out of the way.
The show was fun, we all did alot of cool shit in our match. Huge dive spot got over well. All that good stuff. The match ended with me landing on my head .
So the show was over and we went out to get something to eat, but first we had to stop and get some gas. For some reason, me and Jerrod drove to the gas station in reverse the whole time from the show. That was pretty funny. So we get to the gas station and that's where the fun starts. These three chicks just start giving us shit for no reason, apparently they didn't like seeing a bunch of people having fun at a gas station at 11 oclock at night. So they start telling us to shut up or they're going to beat our asses. So I start to say a bunch of shit back. I don't remember exactly how the back and forth went but it was something to this effect....
Crazy Hoes: you guys need to get the fuck out of here
Me: you want us to leave indiana?
Crazy Hoes: get the fuck out of here or i'm gonna punch you in the mouth
Me: why are you going to punch me in the mouth? because i'm from ohio?
Crazy Hoes: no i'm gonna punch you in the mouth cuz you're being loud
Me: you just hate me cuz i'm from ohio. that's just like being racist. you're being a biggot towards people from ohio
Crazy Hoes: i'm not a racist i just don't fucking like you
i walked away laughing but the stuff just kept going
Crazy Hoes: don't think i won't walk over there and beat you're skinny effing ass
Me: i'm not saying you won't i'm just asking why?
Crazy Hoes: cuz you're stupid and annoying. grow up. stop being so immature
Me: but i choose to be immature. it's my life choice. you can't judge me based on my life choice. just like if i were fat. you can't hate me just because i'm fat
Crazy Hoes: yeah and it's your life choice to be gay
Me: i'm not gay i love vagina
Then the lady who works there came out and told them if they didn't leave she would call the cops. Then without skipping a beat, every one of us just like in the movie Clerks all just busted out "YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Good stuff.
So with all of that done we went to Wendys, but the damn place was closed. So we all crossed a 6 lane street to get to McDonalds across the street. We watched our match, hung out for a pretty good while, and called it a night. It sure was funny to see Jonny Tsunami not only give the Wendys entrance sign a mean ass shining wizard, but to see him come back to it and give it a flying forearm. Fun times.
I also got pictures taken of me with a porcelan Jesus for my J&M site. I'll have some of those up when I get them. I'll probably put some clips from the match last night up too.
I get to see my daughter today FINALLY. Hopefully that is. That should be fun.
This has been the longest entry ever. I think I'm done.
That's all I got.
Die and get the fuck out of the way.