This is why KeenSpot has a restraining order on me.
Sometimes, my brain leaves me a gift. This is one of those times. Here is hoping I can return it.
v1: Why did you do that?
v2: Well, I couldn't just let her burn like that.
v1: Yeah, but couldn't you have like used your hands or something?
v2: Dude, she was on fire. That would have just burned both of us.
v1: Yeah, but why did you do that?
v2: Well, the only alternative was to pour a big pot of fresh, hot coffee on her. That would have been no good. Besides, I heard you two talk about me.
v1: Oh no. What did you overhear?
v2: Let's just say that I am the bigger man.
v1: One: She is a woman. Two, urinating on her does not make you a bigger man.
v2: Well... it did put the fire out.
v1: Wait. Did you light her on fire?
v1: Why did you do that?
v2: Well, I couldn't just let her burn like that.
v1: Yeah, but couldn't you have like used your hands or something?
v2: Dude, she was on fire. That would have just burned both of us.
v1: Yeah, but why did you do that?
v2: Well, the only alternative was to pour a big pot of fresh, hot coffee on her. That would have been no good. Besides, I heard you two talk about me.
v1: Oh no. What did you overhear?
v2: Let's just say that I am the bigger man.
v1: One: She is a woman. Two, urinating on her does not make you a bigger man.
v2: Well... it did put the fire out.
v1: Wait. Did you light her on fire?