and yes i know thats odds are you will have to omit some of it as the character limit for replys is only 4300, when i tryed replying to it i was around 5200 at first... time to see how you truly feel about me
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Aww, because you were kind enough to do it for me
anonymous
October 11 2005, 15:59:25 UTC
1. Have we kissed?: No 2. Do you want to?: Sure 3. Are you sure?: Why not 4. What if I offered you money?: I'd more than likely tell you to keep it 5. A very large amount?: I'd demand to know where you're getting all this money. It's probably through illegal means. 6. What if I was the last man on earth?: No other options? Then by all means. 7. The last living thing on earth?: Again, if you were the last living thing on earth, I wouldn't be existing in order to kiss you. 8. It's the facial hair, isn't it?: Do you have facial hair?
9. What would you like our relationship to be?: I'm alright as it is 10. Don't you think you're being a little harsh?: Nah
11. Have we dated?: Nope 12. Did you like it?: N/A 13. Really?: really 14. Surely there must have been something fun about it. Right?: Again, hasn't happened 15. No?: No
16. Are we close friends?: We're distand friends 17. Are we friends at all?: Yep, distant ones 18. Do you even know who I am?: Former 2AM techy 19. You just added me on LiveJournal to pad your friends list, didn't you?: It's what I do
20. Would you be here if I needed you?: I'm not generally there at all. If I did happen to be there, and you needed me, then yes I would be there when you needed me 21. What if I was bleeding to death?: I'd reverse time so your blood flowed back into you 22. Are you that heartless to everyone, or is it just me?: Not just you, George too
23. Are you attracted to me?: I recall being so 24. It's the lack of grace, composure, and self-confidence, isn't it?: That's what does it for me 25. Do you love me?: As much as is possible, given my lack of really knowing you well 26. Is it ever possible that you will one day?: Sure 27. Am I really that difficult to love? It's possible, I wouldn't know
Do you like my -
28. Face?: Yeah 29. Come on! Be gentle!: I know no such thing 30. You really don't, do you?: I really know no such thing 31. Should I even bother with the other body parts?:
Do you think that I'm
35. Crazy?: Perhaps 36. Nice?: You seemed to be 37. What do you mean, no?: No, you seem nice 38. Oh, so I've never done anything nice for you, have I?: Not that I recall... perhaps something 39. Where do you get off telling me I'm a horrible person?: I didn't!
Would you -
40. Share chocolate with me?: Yes 41. What if I promised not to hog it?: That'd be cool too 42. What if I considered it sharing, but in reality gave the chocolate to you and didn't eat any, or sit anywhere near you while you ate it?: Nope, that's too much chocolate for me 43. Spend a weekend with me?: Awkward 44. What if that weekend consisted of visiting my rich uncle who would put us up in his lavish mansion and schedule a doozy of activities including partying with celebrities?: Sweet 45. What if you stayed in the mansion and I stayed in the guest house?: I don't know, big scary mansion alone doesn't sound fun 46. What if I stayed in a hotel?: Did we ever agree this weekend was happening? 47. What if I didn't come at all, and just let you go?: I dont know... the whole being alone with the uncle thing, eh 48. Hook up with me?: I'm not sure if I'm into hooking up with people. But if I decide I am, then yeah 49. You're with someone already?: No, not right now 50. Haven't the two of you refused to speak to each other for months?: Yes, in fact. Me and Pirate Jim over there. He's quite untalkative. 51. Care if I ran away?: I'd be worried 52. Care if I died?: I'd be sad 52. Even if I owed you money?: Wouldn't make me more or less sad
2. Do you want to?: Sure
3. Are you sure?: Why not
4. What if I offered you money?: I'd more than likely tell you to keep it
5. A very large amount?: I'd demand to know where you're getting all this money. It's probably through illegal means.
6. What if I was the last man on earth?: No other options? Then by all means.
7. The last living thing on earth?: Again, if you were the last living thing on earth, I wouldn't be existing in order to kiss you.
8. It's the facial hair, isn't it?: Do you have facial hair?
9. What would you like our relationship to be?: I'm alright as it is
10. Don't you think you're being a little harsh?: Nah
11. Have we dated?: Nope
12. Did you like it?: N/A
13. Really?: really
14. Surely there must have been something fun about it. Right?: Again, hasn't happened
15. No?: No
16. Are we close friends?: We're distand friends
17. Are we friends at all?: Yep, distant ones
18. Do you even know who I am?: Former 2AM techy
19. You just added me on LiveJournal to pad your friends list, didn't you?: It's what I do
20. Would you be here if I needed you?: I'm not generally there at all. If I did happen to be there, and you needed me, then yes I would be there when you needed me
21. What if I was bleeding to death?: I'd reverse time so your blood flowed back into you
22. Are you that heartless to everyone, or is it just me?: Not just you, George too
23. Are you attracted to me?: I recall being so
24. It's the lack of grace, composure, and self-confidence, isn't it?: That's what does it for me
25. Do you love me?: As much as is possible, given my lack of really knowing you well
26. Is it ever possible that you will one day?: Sure
27. Am I really that difficult to love? It's possible, I wouldn't know
Do you like my -
28. Face?: Yeah
29. Come on! Be gentle!: I know no such thing
30. You really don't, do you?: I really know no such thing
31. Should I even bother with the other body parts?:
Do you think that I'm
35. Crazy?: Perhaps
36. Nice?: You seemed to be
37. What do you mean, no?: No, you seem nice
38. Oh, so I've never done anything nice for you, have I?: Not that I recall... perhaps something
39. Where do you get off telling me I'm a horrible person?: I didn't!
Would you -
40. Share chocolate with me?: Yes
41. What if I promised not to hog it?: That'd be cool too
42. What if I considered it sharing, but in reality gave the chocolate to you and didn't eat any, or sit anywhere near you while you ate it?: Nope, that's too much chocolate for me
43. Spend a weekend with me?: Awkward
44. What if that weekend consisted of visiting my rich uncle who would put us up in his lavish mansion and schedule a doozy of activities including partying with celebrities?: Sweet
45. What if you stayed in the mansion and I stayed in the guest house?: I don't know, big scary mansion alone doesn't sound fun
46. What if I stayed in a hotel?: Did we ever agree this weekend was happening?
47. What if I didn't come at all, and just let you go?: I dont know... the whole being alone with the uncle thing, eh
48. Hook up with me?: I'm not sure if I'm into hooking up with people. But if I decide I am, then yeah
49. You're with someone already?: No, not right now
50. Haven't the two of you refused to speak to each other for months?: Yes, in fact. Me and Pirate Jim over there. He's quite untalkative.
51. Care if I ran away?: I'd be worried
52. Care if I died?: I'd be sad
52. Even if I owed you money?: Wouldn't make me more or less sad
Part 2 may come later... right now homework.
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