Bad Pin-Up Art
So I'm scampering wildly about the web via StumbleUpon when I happen upon a website which displays the portfolios of pin-up artists from the late nineteenth century on. Some of it is very fine art - some guys and girls with serious talent.
There are, however, a few who need to just fucking stop.
And one that just downright disgusted and annoyed me.
You may only view the following imagery if you are over the age of 17 for purposes of Adult Situations (OMG!!!) and it goes without saying that this is NSFW, unless, of course, your boss doesn't mind you looking at poorly drawn '40's cheesecake.
By clicking below, you are verifying that you are over 17.
If you're under 17, clicking on the cut below will send you straight to hell.
Okay, so, now you're going to regret clicking that link.
This stuff sucks.
OFFENDER #001: The Graduate
Ummm...
Okay.
Was there a demand for hot graduate cheesecake so great that this picture was created to fill it? What's the implication? "She's legal now, boys! Have at it!" Okay, so, yeah, that's the point of a lot of porn...but doesn't the graduation gown make it extra...creepy? Like some dirty mutha is trolling high school graduation parties, skulking for some sort of 'Perfect 18'?
I'm moving on.
OFFENDER #002: VH1 Portrait
Look, ladies and gentlemen -
BOY GEORGE!
I've never seen him go the 'fake tits' route, but I think the artist did a fine job rendering his smug expression.
OFFENDER #003: The Maid Who Was Hit By A Train
Oh, dear fucking God.
There is nothing right with this picture.
Loftharien, the maid, has just crossed the vast Nothingness to bring a paper cut-out tea set to...a small black metal tank. Clearly, she did not see the freight train which just hit her, sending her flying through the air and plastering a garish expression of fright across her face.
Obviously, it is undeniably hot.
There are, however, a few who need to just fucking stop.
And one that just downright disgusted and annoyed me.
You may only view the following imagery if you are over the age of 17 for purposes of Adult Situations (OMG!!!) and it goes without saying that this is NSFW, unless, of course, your boss doesn't mind you looking at poorly drawn '40's cheesecake.
By clicking below, you are verifying that you are over 17.
If you're under 17, clicking on the cut below will send you straight to hell.
Okay, so, now you're going to regret clicking that link.
This stuff sucks.
OFFENDER #001: The Graduate
Ummm...
Okay.
Was there a demand for hot graduate cheesecake so great that this picture was created to fill it? What's the implication? "She's legal now, boys! Have at it!" Okay, so, yeah, that's the point of a lot of porn...but doesn't the graduation gown make it extra...creepy? Like some dirty mutha is trolling high school graduation parties, skulking for some sort of 'Perfect 18'?
I'm moving on.
OFFENDER #002: VH1 Portrait
Look, ladies and gentlemen -
BOY GEORGE!
I've never seen him go the 'fake tits' route, but I think the artist did a fine job rendering his smug expression.
OFFENDER #003: The Maid Who Was Hit By A Train
Oh, dear fucking God.
There is nothing right with this picture.
Loftharien, the maid, has just crossed the vast Nothingness to bring a paper cut-out tea set to...a small black metal tank. Clearly, she did not see the freight train which just hit her, sending her flying through the air and plastering a garish expression of fright across her face.
Obviously, it is undeniably hot.