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[thesickness07]

Today was fucking cold. Yes, fucking cold. The kind of cold that instead of simply winking at you from across the room comes right up to you and starts grinding the night away. The kind of cold that creeps through your body like a ridiculously powerful orgasm, then cries because his dick snapped in half.
Remember, kids! Use protection for your extremties! Nothing is worse than having the clap AND frostbite!