never eat mexican food in new york.

May 18, 2006 14:15

Guy:

Fuck that shit, man. I still love New York better. Every single time people from Frisco compare cities with New York, you fools bring up your stupid burritos! Well I got news for you: our burritos are catching up.

--2nd Avenue & 5th Street

california burrito? yes please.

one more i heard on the L train going to brooklyn:

"those bitches who smoke? their breath smells like someone took a shit in their mouth."

i was so bummed when they left. the whole car was laughing when they got off.
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