because you're all going to hear about it anyway
so.
i got ass raped tonight. by an enourmous black penis called government.
to make a long story short, tonight bean sam and i were at the post office - sam skating, bean filming. we had a half gallon of vodka, and i had some pot (which was awesome, by the way) and a pipe on me.
we left. smoked a bowl.
came back because abby was supposed to meet bean at the post office.
heard sirens.
me : "doh."
got written up, searched, yadda yadda. they called wade down (for some reason...im not sure what good he would do) and he ended up doing nothing but standing around ... and accientally turning on the sirens in his car *shakes head*
so, duane called freida, gma and nancy came, frieda came and talked to jon jon, yelled at sam and bean (like it's THEIR fault i had pot on me?) because she's a huge bitch and i hate her, and took everything dear to me away. :)
so, jay, i wont be able to hang out with you tomorrow night. obviously. sorry.
god's a bastard. :) it's not his fault i'm a dumbass and got myself caught, but now bean's gonna have trouble getting into college...which sucks. it's not right. not fair. fuckers.
stick it to the man.
i got ass raped tonight. by an enourmous black penis called government.
to make a long story short, tonight bean sam and i were at the post office - sam skating, bean filming. we had a half gallon of vodka, and i had some pot (which was awesome, by the way) and a pipe on me.
we left. smoked a bowl.
came back because abby was supposed to meet bean at the post office.
heard sirens.
me : "doh."
got written up, searched, yadda yadda. they called wade down (for some reason...im not sure what good he would do) and he ended up doing nothing but standing around ... and accientally turning on the sirens in his car *shakes head*
so, duane called freida, gma and nancy came, frieda came and talked to jon jon, yelled at sam and bean (like it's THEIR fault i had pot on me?) because she's a huge bitch and i hate her, and took everything dear to me away. :)
so, jay, i wont be able to hang out with you tomorrow night. obviously. sorry.
god's a bastard. :) it's not his fault i'm a dumbass and got myself caught, but now bean's gonna have trouble getting into college...which sucks. it's not right. not fair. fuckers.
stick it to the man.