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"Honey, I know you like to take a drink, and that's all right, but be forewarned that I ain't your maid and I ain't your punching bag, and if you ever raise your hand to me you'd best kill me. Because otherwise I'll wait till you're asleep; sew you into the bed; and beat you to death with a frying pan." - A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel.
I don't know why but I like this quote. Every woman should live by this. My weapon of choice would be the baseball bat (cliched, typical, I know, but effective), but a frying pan - that's good.
I don't know why but I like this quote. Every woman should live by this. My weapon of choice would be the baseball bat (cliched, typical, I know, but effective), but a frying pan - that's good.