well god fucking dammit

[theshiversbaby]

after a year of glorious Pill Boobs, my chest has finally returned to its original size. it could be worse, i admit. i mean, at least i didn't have to start all over at the beginning of the alphabet which, for me, would not look good

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[crushed7]

if my life depended on it
i could and can not take
pills
at the same goddamn time
(or even really close to it)
every night.
i repeatedly try and fail.

ps i am sorry about your boobs, i am sure they are still quite nice.

[theshiversbaby]

I don't know how, but somehow I manage to take the pill at almost exactly the same time every night, even though I often forget more obvious things like lunch, dinner, or class.

I guess you could go for the shot. Only one thing to remember, every 3 months, and you can sign up for reminders. Then again, I hear the shot has worse side effects. Sigh. The things we do to our bodies just so we can be sure of not reproducing! I wish there were a pill for men (I hear one is being developed) but even if there were, I doubt I'd trust it since it's MY body that would be having the baby.

[theshiversbaby]

ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE YOU, STEVE!

[crushed7]

what's up with that steve kid?

[theshiversbaby]

Dude, seriously. He has too much time on his hands. GET A JOB!

;)

[itmeansgod]

what?

[theshiversbaby]

When you first go on The Pill, your boobs practically inflate. I'm talking an entire cup size, maybe more. The new enhanced you never lasts, though, because after about a year, you return to normal. Like I have. And the deflation can be depressing. To say the least.

[exquisitemayhem]

Small boobs=no sagging

[theshiversbaby]

And lots of perkiness. It's true.