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5 Whip Lashes - Text

Nov 19, 2011 02:32

( Beandick's Magical Adventures to Find His Balls (Cut for length...) )

no balls to be found, wrote a story, beandick, badfic weekend

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haring_to_go November 21 2011, 00:46:00 UTC

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I don't think this was entirely appropriate for all audiences. And your vocabulary could use improvement.

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 00:47:40 UTC

I don't give a shit about the audience.

Who are you anyway?

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 00:52:04 UTC

Then I would suggest you keep your literary creations private rather then posting them for all to see. Especially as you... do not care for the audience.

[ ahem ] And I am Liam Lunette. May I inquire after your own name?

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 00:55:02 UTC

Kaito Wanijima.

And this is a curse. There's no point in keeping it private.

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 00:58:44 UTC

Many thanks for the name. And while this may be a curse, there is still a time and a place for that kind of writing. At least put a note of warning on it, next time.

[ what if the children got a hold of this and read it? Think of all the bullying that could come of it! ]

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 01:05:10 UTC

It had a title.

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 01:13:54 UTC

I'm afraid I was not entirely familiar with the terms this society uses for such things. It's... more crude then I am used to.

[ The Victorian age uses more flowery terms for such things. ]

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 01:26:20 UTC

Are you a man?

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 01:28:22 UTC

I most certainly am. [ he didn't even know that was in question ]

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 01:29:56 UTC

A dick is your penis. Balls are the things dangling behind it. [Sex Ed with Kaito.]

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 01:48:57 UTC

Yes... so I inferred from your story. It is, however, still crude and not something that one of lesser sensibilities should be exposed to.

[ Besides, Liam can hardly be there to catch all the ladies once they faint at such a story. ]

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 01:50:30 UTC

Maybe you could help Beandick find a pair so you can know where to find your own.

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 01:56:04 UTC

[ what? ] I assure you, I have no intention of finding anyone a pair and I am quite capable of finding my own without assistance.

[ why was he even in this conversation? This guy was obviously not going to cooperate! ]

theshinjukucroc November 21 2011, 01:57:28 UTC

So you don't have any.

haring_to_go November 21 2011, 02:17:04 UTC

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Enough of this.

I tried to do the City a public service and you have no intention of amending your ways. You, dear sir, are hardly a gentleman.

[ click, he ends the fed. How rude! ]

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