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(RIP James Doohan - I love you Scotty!)
I have to go to a wedding shower today. It's for my older cousin's wedding and she's wants it to be interesting so she's put together skits. She's making me do an american idol spoof where I'm supposed to be jessica simpson. I have to sing the barney song all pop-star heartfelt style in front of 70 people so they can all laugh at me. I think I have to do the chicken dance too. I really need some alcohol.
I have to go to a wedding shower today. It's for my older cousin's wedding and she's wants it to be interesting so she's put together skits. She's making me do an american idol spoof where I'm supposed to be jessica simpson. I have to sing the barney song all pop-star heartfelt style in front of 70 people so they can all laugh at me. I think I have to do the chicken dance too. I really need some alcohol.