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Dec 15, 2005 17:39

Prince: I'm looking for my princess. This is her shoe.
Sister: Oh, it must be my shoe! *takes it* Look, it's perfect!
Prince: I don't know, your foot is too big...
Sister: Hey, shut up.
Prince: *noticing Cinderella* What about that girl over there?
Sister: Her? She's nothing. It's my dog.
Prince: She must wear shoe too.
Cinderella: Okay. *she puts on the shoe - it's a perfect fit*
Prince: This is your shoe! You are my princess!
Cinderella: I'm so happy!
Sister: *snatches the shoe away* It really is my shoe.
Prince: ...Are you sure?
Sister: Yes. It is my shoe.
Cinderella: But step-sister...!
Sister: Hey, shut up.
Narrator: The wicked step-sister and the prince got married. And they lived happily ever after. And Cinderella died alone. The end.

four japanese 7th graders came up with this...ahhh, japan.
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