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[thesex_machine]

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[brb_war]

... The masturbation part's only if I can't get Saigon to stay with me for the night. ME SO RONERY, Y U DO DIS, SAIGON?

[thesex_machine]

Hey, she's my daughter! Try something bad and I will try to kill you.
U SO RONERY, RLLY.

[brb_war]

How is doing the same thing you do 'something bad?'

[thesex_machine]

I haven't done 'something bad' since August, sonny.

[brb_war]

No wonder you're so stressed out.

[thesex_machine]

Ah, it's not like I'm good only with that.

[brb_war]

But it's the best stress relief put on this world. There's nothin' like having a woman in your arms to make your worries all disappear for a night.

[thesex_machine]

Tsk, that's why I don't try it anymore. I want my worries disappear forever, not just for a night.

[brb_war]

Then do it to clear your head for a while so you can sort things out. Seriously, what's there to lose if you forget your worries for a night to have some fun?

[thesex_machine]

That'd be just troublesome for my boyfriends. And one of them is so jealous of me he'd shoot everyone who nears me.

[brb_war]

What's keeping you from having sex with them?

[thesex_machine]

Well... it's not like I can meet them and say "hey guys, let's have sex" or something.
Just no.

[brb_war]

There's something wrong if they've been denying you that for so long. And it's not like they can use the excuse that they can't every few weeks.

[thesex_machine]

...I can ask Arthur tough. Without Vash knowing.

[brb_war]

My old man? Go right on ahead. It's not like you have to kiss and tell.

[thesex_machine]

Nh well, I hope he'll accept...