Master list
Mostly, only HP fics longer than one thousand words are linked here. Shorter HP fics can be found by clicking on the drabbles (under 1k) tags.
Harry Potter: Snarry (HP/SS)
>20,000 words
Safe House
Rating: M
Length: 40 chapters, ~55,000 words
Summary: Takes place after OotP, ignore HBP and DH. When both their lives are in (greater than usual) danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple-they’ll just have to get to know each other.
Disclaimer: I’m making no profit. Off anything, much less this.
Warnings: HP/SS slash (eventually), mentions of past rape, abuse.
Property of the Half-Blood Prince
Rating: M
Length: 14 chapters, ~26,000 words
Summary: During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Disclaimer: I’m making no profit. Off anything, much less this.
Warnings: HP/SS slash (eventually), mentions of rape, torture.
AN: Many of the events of book six still take place, though some have been altered and I've messed with the timeline a bit to suit my needs. No beta, all mistakes are my own.
Speechless
Rating: NC-17.
Length: Nine chapters, about 23,000 words.
Summary: Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect.
Disclaimer: I’m making no profit. Off anything, much less this.
Warnings: * mentions of past unpleasantness (rape, attempted suicide), minor character death *
AN: All of canon is canon, except for certain (ahem) aspects of the final battle which should become apparent, and of course that scary epilogue. Huge thanks to atypicalsnowman for the beta!
My Name is Cameron Sage
Rating: M
Length: 19 chapters, ~42,000 words.
Summary: Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again.
Disclaimer: I’m making no profit. Off anything, much less this.
Warnings: SS/HP slash, mentions of past unpleasantness (rape, torture, child abuse)
AN: Diverges from canon sometime during the battle at Hogwarts.
2,000 - 20,000 words
Tekoposis Bradus
Word count: ~ 4,000.
Rating: R
Pairing: Seriously? HP/SS, some mild HP/others.
Warnings: * light bondage *
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Rinnie wanted humor, adventure, and mystery; Harry with a Slytherin side; snarky, possessive Snape futilely fighting temptation; and Snape on the trail of the student stealing ingredients from his stores who he knows is after Harry. I hope you like it, Rinnie!
Author’s note: Beta read by angela_snape. Thankyouthankyou!
But, For My Own Part, It Was Greek to Me
Word Count; ~7700.
Rating: NC-17.
Warning(s): * Character death (not Snape or Harry), EWE *
Prompt/Summary: Snape came out of hiding to find a cure for his mother, but he found something else entirely.
Author's Note: The title and Mark Antony’s eulogy in the last scene are taken from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. Many thanks to eeyore9990 for beta reading.
Just Desserts
Rating: NC-17.
Warning: An appalling level of fluff, for an anti-Valentine’s fic.
Word Count: 3693.
Prompts from the Severus Sighs Anti-Valentine's Day Fest: 1. “Severus' lover demands he make a romantic gesture, so he decides on one that will ensure he is never asked to do so again.” and “2. Valentine's Day was supposed to be of red posies and heart-shaped offerings, kisses and love-filled promises. It was not supposed to be like this.”
Author's Note: Beta-read by WhiteCotton and atypicalsnowman. Thanks, ladies!
The Plant
Other pairings/threesome: Microscopic background Ron/Hermione, slightest suggestion of Rose/Scorpius, past Harry/Ginny.
Rating: NC-17.
Word count: ~8,000.
Warning(s): None to speak of, unless I need to warn for epilogue-compliance.
Prompt: #8 - Neville Longbottom comes to Harry with a problem: the rare and extremely valuable Giftiger lautsprecher plant that he just discovered in Germany insists that it's Severus Snape.
Summary: Neville turns over a plant to Harry and explains that the plant told him it was Severus Snape. Harry probably should’ve listened.
A/N: The beta-reading wonderfulness and encouragement of atypicalsnowman was integral to the writing of this story. Many thanks, snow!
Folie à Deux
Word count: ~7,800.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: *EWE, rimming*
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Basically, I took Torino’s prompt of ‘meeting the family’ and ran with it.
Author’s note: Many thanks to atypicalsnowman for beta reading and hand-holding, and to whitecotton for Brit-picking.
With our Fortunes Change
Rating: R.
Word count: ~14,000.
Warnings: none.
Theme: Quest.
Prompt: Over the rainbow.
Summary: Sent to an uncertain future by a faulty spell, Harry and Severus find themselves back in familiar territory - at Hogwarts. Now, they just need to work together long enough to figure out how to get back to the lives they were torn away from, which may be easier said than done.
Disclaimer: I’m not making any profit from this story.
A/N: Thanks to atypicalsnowman for beta work on the first portion of this story, and to my lovely (now somewhat scandalized) husband for looking over the rest. Written for severus_sighs' Grand Challenge.
Light of Day
Other pairings/threesome: RW/HG, *Snape/various Death Eaters*.
Rating: NC-17.
Word count: ~10,400.
Warning(s): *EWE, past torture, past non-con*.
Prompt from Snarry-a-thon 2017: #28 - Voldemort, in his final battle with Harry, used the Dark Mark to suck magic from his Death Eaters. Now, all his inner circle are reduced to near-Squib status.
Summary: Years after the battle, on a dark and stormy night, a dead man shows up on Harry's doorstep.
A/N: Thanks to the awesome mods for organizing the fest (again!) and granting deadline extensions with no duress.
1,000 - 2,000 words
Worth It
Rating: M
Summary: PWP, essentially. I’m practicing my smut-we’ll see how it goes.
Warnings: HP/SS slash.
Word count: 1,114.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story.
Author’s note: Written for hpstrangelove in thanks for the links she provided to help me out. Inspired by her icon, which, let’s face it, is very inspirational.
Broaching New Territory
Rating: NC-17.
Word count: ~1,900.
Warnings: * PWP, mild breathplay, crossdressing *
Prompt: 4- You know that awful kink you have? The one that you hardly ever write and God forbid you ever mention it in conversation? Yeah, write me that one.
Summary: Severus knows what he wants; he’s just not very good at asking for it.
A/N: For atypicalsnowman, on the occasion of her birthday. I hope you enjoy this, snow! Also, the kinks in question are not exactly unmentionable (except where they involve unmentionables), but I’ve never written them before (from fear of making an utter fool of myself) so I’ve decided it counts. Besides, I think neither you nor I would have enjoyed it very much if I’d tried for something kinkier (one of these days, when I’m better at this, I’m writing watersports - but not today).
Echo
Rating: R.
Warnings: * Allusions to child abuse *
Word count: 1301.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story.
Author’s note: Thank you to atypicalsnowman for beta reading. She kept poking me, telling me to write, so you can blame her for this. Okay, fine, I'm to blame. d= I promise fluff next time! Maybe. Originally posted at Severus Sighs.
Red Delicious
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Food!smut, object penetration. Do not try this at home. No, seriously. Don’t.
Word count: 1042.
Disclaimer: I am making zero dollars off this story.
Author’s note: Written for kink night at Severus Sighs! Woo. Thanks to atypicalsnowman for beta-reading.
Here With You
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: 1330.
Disclaimer: I’m not making any money off this story.
Author’s note: This turned out so full of sap it’s a wonder I didn’t get stuck in it. No idea what possessed me, but what can I say? New job is time-consuming and I miss fandom.
For HP fics under 1,000 words, click on Drabbles
Harry Potter: SS/HG
Invitations and Intentions
Summary: Snape wants something from her. Hermione doesn’t know what it is, but she’s determined to find out.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: EWE, PWP.
Word count: ~3,100.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story.
AN: This was written as a response to the following prompts from the LiveJournal community quote_inspired:
1. "Oh no! Pretend you're talking to me!"
"We are talking to you." (The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)
2. "This is no time to panic."
"This is a perfect time to panic!" (Toy Story)
Harry Potter: SS/MM
Severus
Rating: PG.
Warnings: I refuse to warn for het! Oh wait, did I just do it anyway?
Word count: 751.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story.
Author’s note: Thanks to atypicalsnowman for the once-over. Originally posted at Severus Sighs.
A Fine Christmas
Rating: PG.
Word count: ~1,000.
Prompts from Mini Fest: This fic was inspired by three different prompts - ‘Second War, Order of the Phoenix Secret Santa’, ‘A Christmas Alone (sadfic!?)’, and ‘Candles/candlelight’.
Disclaimer: I’m not making any money off this story.
Author’s note: A glimpse into Minerva McGonagall’s world, Christmas 1995.
From the Heart
Rating: PG.
Word count: 510.
Prompts from Mini Fest: This fic was inspired by two different prompts - ‘Second War, Order of the Phoenix Secret Santa’ and ‘First kiss’.
Disclaimer: I’m not making any money off this story.
Author’s note: This is the sequel to A Fine Christmas. On Christmas morning, Minerva braves the Great Hall.
Harry Potter: SS/AD
Over Tea
Rating: PG.
Word count: 837.
Summary: Severus and Albus have their weekly tea.
Author’s note: I spent too much time at the yarn shop while my computer was at the doctor, and this is what happened. Thanks to atypicalsnowman for the beta. Originally posted at Severus Sighs.
Harry Potter: Snucius (SS/LM)
Slytherin Subtlety
Rating: NC-17.
Word Count: ~1,200.
Summary: Slytherin subtlety… is perhaps overrated.
Disclaimer: I’m not making money off anything, much less this.
A/N: Written for my dearest whitecotton on the occasion of her birthday. My very first Snucius (*cough*that does not involve non-con*cough*)! I hope you enjoy it, and do please have a wonderful day.
Many thanks to atypicalsnowman for beta-reading.
For HP fics under 1,000 words, click on Drabbles
Star Trek XI: Kirk/Spock
New Life
Rating:
Warnings: Character death.
Word count: a little over 15k.
Summary: Posted on the new Vulcan homeworld with his newly discovered son in tow, Jim must learn to build a new sort of life. It’s too hot and too bright, but with old Spock for a babysitter and Bones for good company, everything seems to be coming together. But when a mysterious plague threatens the colony, he’ll have to work with the Spock from his own universe before it’s too late. Sometime between their shop-talk in the lab and sunny afternoons in the park, a hope springs that together they’ll find more than they lose. Follows movie canon through the confrontation at Earth.
Author’s note: Many thanks to scienceblues for fruitful discussions of plot points.
Second Try
Rating: R.
Word count: 502.
Disclaimer: I'm making zero dollars off this story.
Author's note: Not beta-read, so my apologies for any mistakes. This was written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme quite a while ago, but I've only just gathered the courage to post it. The prompt was, "Let's have someone call Kirk "James", for the love of God. In any context, parental remonstrance, during sex, intimate friendship, even formal introduction as long as they keep calling him that, idk, I don't care. I don't even know what Kirk thinks of it BUT *I* KNOW IT'S HOT."
Poor Substitute
Rating: NC-17.
Word count: 1470.
Disclaimer: I'm making zero dollars off this story.
Author's note: Not beta-read, so my apologies for any mistakes. This was written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme quite a while ago, but I've only just gathered the courage to post it. The prompt was, "Spock finds a dildo, but has no idea what to do with it. Cue Kirk and/or Sulu showing him whaty to do with it." Obviously, I went the Kirk route.
Need
Rating: R.
Word count: 647.
Disclaimer: I'm making zero dollars off this story.
Author's note: Not beta-read, so my apologies for any mistakes. This was written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme quite a while ago, but I've only just gathered the courage to post it. The prompt was, "Kirk/Spock - Kirk, for whatever reason, tries to mind-meld with either Spock or McCoy. I'm talking his hand on someone else's face, mind you, not presenting himself to be the passive role. Bonus points if it's because he's having trouble integrating what he got from the meld with Spock Prime (and the accompanying Vulcan memories/feelings when he's definitely not a Vulcan)."
House: GH/JW
God Complex
Rating: all ages
Word count: 1223
Summary: House never backs down from a challenge.
Disclaimer: Hey, I'm no thief. Borrower only.
Author's note: This is my first fic ever, so I would love some feedback.
Tell Me (or, Denial)
Rating: over thirteen
Word count: 1275
Disclaimer: does this honestly read like i might be making money off it? because, really.
Summary: "He wasn’t thinking about anything, anyone, in particular. No, really he wasn’t-really."
Suicidal
Rating: PG-13 for talk about suicide
Word count: 1130
Summary: confessions are wheedled, lives forever change, clichés collide...
Disclaimer: Hey, I'm no thief. Borrower only.
Five Minutes (sequel to Suicidal)
Rating: PG
Word count: 609
Summary: House, though not a lawyer, can be very convincing...
Disclaimer: Hey, I'm no thief. Borrower only.
Author's note: This is a very short, arguably sweet sequel to Suicidal
Song Title Drabbles
Rating: all ages
Word count: 100 x 5
Disclaimer: not mine, scout’s honor.
A/N: some lines stolen from “need to know.” each drabble stems from a song title, and the artists are anne murray, something corporate, brave combo, the cure, and montgomery gentry respectively.
Victor/Victoria: VG/KM
A Little Understanding
Rating: R.
Warnings: Het?
Word count: 1,039.
Summary: Eight years later, Victoria and King are very happy together. Most of the time. Usually.
Author's Note: Written for merfilly (at LJ) for the Yuletide obscure fandom fanfic exchange. Reveals are up today, so I can claim my offering!
The Grand Tour/Top Gear (UK): Jeremy Clarkson/James May
Cracked
Rating: R.
Warnings: * Past non-con (non-graphic description, but lots of angsting)*
Word count: 1,839.
Summary: James has been watching Jeremy. Jeremy has finally noticed.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story. Also, it is fiction.
AN: It’s a bit dark and angsty, so sorry if it seems a bit much at first-but it ends well, I swear! (I’m sure anyone who knows me from other fandoms will be wholly unsurprised). This is my first ever Top Gear fic! Be gentle with me.
A Way with Words
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: none.
Word count: 2540.
Summary: Jeremy’s mouth runs away with him at the pub, and now he must live with the consequences.
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story. Also, it is fiction and not meant to imply anything about any actual people.
AN: bourbonneat’s prompts were 1: Jeremy and James being geeky together (like they were in communist cars, at the Beaulieu Motor Museum, or when they found the planes in Albania, etc…); 2: An accidental drunken revelation (Feelings for a co-presenter(s)? Coming out? Something unexpected or embarrassing from their past? Something else entirely?) and the aftermath. Can be as romantic, sexy, fluffy, and/or funny as you like; and 3: All attempts for a first time are thwarted (By challenges arising during filming? Too thin hotel room walls? Other people continuing to hang around past their welcome? You get the general idea.) until, finally, everything works out very well indeed.
I ran with prompt #2, though I tried to incorporate a least a bit of the other two as well. I hope you like it!
Big thanks to wyvernchick for the read-through.
Shock to the Heart
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: *dirty talk*
Word count: 4,552.
Summary:
“How long have you known?” James counters, eyebrow raised and looking smug. Dangerous.
“I…I…what?”
“How long have you known you fancy men?”
Fancy men, Jesus Christ. How the devil has James found out?
Disclaimer: I’m making zero dollars off this story. Also, it is fiction.
AN: Too much dialogue. Sorry about that. Also seem to have written this in present tense? Sorry about that, too.
Original Fiction
Lukewarm
Rating: PG13?
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: I know forgiveness is way overdue. I know it’s childish of me to hold a grudge for, Jesus, has it been that long?
AN: I wrote this years ago for a short story class. It was my favorite that came out of that course, so I figured what the hell.
Disclaimer: Ha! I disclaim nothing! I own the shit out of this story.
In Which I Die
Rating: R
Word count: ~30,000 words, 19 chapters.
Summary: Charlotte doesn’t know what’s happened to her life. She’s apathetic about everything but her cat, and haunted by a past she tries to forget and can’t help but remember. But when someone from the past shows up, she begins to hope. Maybe everything will work out after all. (I am the queen of sucky summaries, and I swear it’s not quite so bland as all that.)
Warnings: * Character death, non-explicit femslash, domestic violence *
Disclaimer: Ha! I own the shit out of this story.
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