JOIN THE UNDERGROUND
CHEETO COMMERCIALS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING.
Am I the only one who's noticed this? All Cheeto commercials recently follow this formula:
1) There's some person sitting around eating Cheetos.
2) Some poor unsuspecting person comes up and does something to piss off the Cheeto-eater. Something totally innocuous like take the wrong laundry machine or talk too loud on a cell phone or something else that, while irritating, is in no way intended to anger the Cheeto-eater.
3) The Cheeto-eater looks down at their Cheetos and realizes that there's some little thing that they can do with their Cheetos that will just totally fuck up this person's day. Like, ultimate petty revenge by Cheeto.
4) The Cheeto-eater looks over to find this CGI cheetah sitting there wearing shades like a fucking sketchy terrorist. (IN MY WORLD ONLY TERRORISTS WEAR SHADES IF YOU WEAR SHADES YOU ARE A TERRORIST I JUDGE YOU FOREVER)
5) CGI cheetah is like GO FOR IT or YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO or whatever, you know, something that implies that he knows what the Cheeto-eater wants to do, only he says it in this totes creepy voice, like he set this shit all up or something.
6) The Cheeto-eater does it. Like, they do whatever it is that they can do with their Cheetos--and it's never even the whole bag, it's usually just like ten or so--that will just make this whole day just suck for the person that dared to *dun dun dun* irritate them mildly by accident.
And then there's this shot of the person eating Cheetos innocently, and it cuts to something like "JOIN THE UNDERGROUND". I shit you not.
I actually think these commercials are hilarious, but let me tell you, it makes me a lot less likely to be around anyone who is eating a bag of that shit. I never know what I could possibly be doing wrong. THE CHEETAH IS ALWAYS WATCHING
Am I the only one who's noticed this? All Cheeto commercials recently follow this formula:
1) There's some person sitting around eating Cheetos.
2) Some poor unsuspecting person comes up and does something to piss off the Cheeto-eater. Something totally innocuous like take the wrong laundry machine or talk too loud on a cell phone or something else that, while irritating, is in no way intended to anger the Cheeto-eater.
3) The Cheeto-eater looks down at their Cheetos and realizes that there's some little thing that they can do with their Cheetos that will just totally fuck up this person's day. Like, ultimate petty revenge by Cheeto.
4) The Cheeto-eater looks over to find this CGI cheetah sitting there wearing shades like a fucking sketchy terrorist. (IN MY WORLD ONLY TERRORISTS WEAR SHADES IF YOU WEAR SHADES YOU ARE A TERRORIST I JUDGE YOU FOREVER)
5) CGI cheetah is like GO FOR IT or YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO or whatever, you know, something that implies that he knows what the Cheeto-eater wants to do, only he says it in this totes creepy voice, like he set this shit all up or something.
6) The Cheeto-eater does it. Like, they do whatever it is that they can do with their Cheetos--and it's never even the whole bag, it's usually just like ten or so--that will just make this whole day just suck for the person that dared to *dun dun dun* irritate them mildly by accident.
And then there's this shot of the person eating Cheetos innocently, and it cuts to something like "JOIN THE UNDERGROUND". I shit you not.
I actually think these commercials are hilarious, but let me tell you, it makes me a lot less likely to be around anyone who is eating a bag of that shit. I never know what I could possibly be doing wrong. THE CHEETAH IS ALWAYS WATCHING