of craic from the Carolinas

[theseventhday]

Let me just tally all the craic that happened between Boston and St. John's Charleston and Cape Hattaras:

Death Drape
"Why don't we have unicorns? Oh wait, it's because if they got mixed up with us, they'd cause heart attacks! They'd be, like, psychic unicorns...you'd look at them, and they'd look at you, AND YOUR HEART WOULD STOP."
"It was really Misa all along."
Gaara with a bra on his head
The anti-pr0n moth
"Lighto!"
"We're looking into any and all dishwasher-related deaths over the last 20 years."
mannequin!Mello
Blackbird sex
"Oh, that? That's just Kisame."
Fail! Fail! Fail!
Ho'kage-sama's successors
glinda!Near
blind!Near
mizumi/nikara!Near and Mello
"OH LOOK, it's a cream puff floating on the ocean. Wait, it's got boobs!"
Dick Solomon's friendship with Raito
Abbey Road
"I DON'T CARE."
Guy C. Lee
L showing up in Maud and Eldora's bed
Panty wars
"AUGH FLY NOBODY LOVES YOU."
Cree moments
Lots of Great Big Sea
Mizu and her little blue shovel
littlemermaid!Leviathan
"Food, glorious food--LOL GLORIOUS!"
Life is crap
One-sided Matt/Sadako

I THINK THAT'S IT. More will be explained later.

Kunoichis, I want to see you. ESPECIALLY NICOLE BECAUSE SHE LEAVES SOON YES

Love and apostrophes,
Mizu