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[theseineone]

[The sun is shining, the birds are singing and France is more than a little annoyed. He woke up to find the droning had worn off, but he's still pretty annoyed by the time he decides to complain to the whole town via the phones.]Three weeks! Three whole weeks! What on Earth was that for? I did nothing to deserve such treatment! I wasn't even

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French always

[theseineone]

Ah... Which part?

[theseineone]

It's good relief for stress... And that is what I am aiming to find out.

[theseineone]

[Doesn't talking to France just will you with patriotic vigour, Abel?]

Ah, what a shame...

[theseineone]

Are you volunteering, chéri?

[theseineone]

Oh? Ah, again, what a shame! Though congratulations, mon cher! Who is it? Are they French? [Important questions!!]

[theseineone]

[That comes next.]

Juri? Ah, a cute name. Male or female? Can they cook? Any good in bed? I assume so.

[theseineone]

Ah, but I do like to hear the details...

[theseineone]

Ah, how romantic... Young love is so beautiful...